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Why hasn't Scientology started a college?

Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:22 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98178 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:22 am
For a religion in search of credibility, this would seem like a no brainer. The Fighting Thetans making a March Madness run or signing a home and home with Notre Dame would give them more good publicity than a hundred Tom Cruises.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10959 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:24 am to
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For a religion in search of credibility, this would seem like a no brainer. The Fighting Thetans making a March Madness run or signing a home and home with Notre Dame would give them more good publicity than a hundred Tom Cruises


They could face Liberty every year in the Wackjob Bowl
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:33 am to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 12:41 am to
Could probably get the Oral Roberts praying hands at a discount.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18752 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 1:01 am to
If you look at it like you just arrived from Mars and were assessing religions, it’s not one iota wackier than any other religion.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 4:03 am to
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If you look at it like you just arrived from Mars and were assessing religions, it’s not one iota wackier than any other religion.



Whoah edgy.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 4:04 am to
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Oral Roberts


His lesser known brother Anal Roberts stayed home and took over the store when pops retired.
Posted by sammy762
Boise
Member since Apr 2016
571 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:04 am to
Dude I downvoted you with my fat thumb. My apologies.
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4448 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:21 am to
Pretty sure you’d have a problem transferring out or getting a transcript
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89509 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:56 am to
The church doesn't place any particular value on education outside their own materials - "tech" as they call it. For example, the church is largely run by Sea Org members who are normally high school drop outs who join at 14 to 16 and are never educated by the church, except nominally as OTJ type stuff.

It's a fascinating study in a truly modern "cult" - and even if you don't believe the church itself (the "publics") as they call it, local staff and certainly the Sea Org constitute a cult.
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:36 am to
No shite, if that moron Trump can start a college anyone should be able to.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36014 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:37 am to
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If you look at it like you just arrived from Mars and were assessing religions, it’s not one iota wackier than any other religion.

The purpose of every major world religion is to spread its doctrines to as many people as possible without reservation.

Scientology, on the other hand, requires pre-payment in order to advance to the next level. In addition to that, Scientology's doctrines are kept secret from its own members, much less the public at large.

Scientology isn't a religion, it's a tax scam perpetrated by a lunatic and continued by one of the most evil men on the planet in David Miscavige.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136798 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:40 am to
Alabama has the college cult market cornered
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30607 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:56 am to
Scientology is just as dumb and fake as what Atheist believe. No thanks.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:00 am to
It would be the most expensive private college on the planet.
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
17819 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:21 am to
If they had a football team they could join a new conference with Notre Dame, Liberty, BYU... Battle of the religions on the field.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 2:22 pm to
Creighton to that list
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 2:33 pm to
They run schools called Delphi Schools that use their study tech from their Applied Scholastics group. They're mostly K-6 but a few of them are K-12.

Applied Scholastics will try to get it's tech into public and private schools, including one in Baton Rouge.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56005 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 2:35 pm to
College students don’t have much money...and the way to salvation is through cash donations.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
4947 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:23 pm to
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For a religion in search of credibility, this would seem like a no brainer. The Fighting Thetans making a March Madness run or signing a home and home with Notre Dame would give them more good publicity than a hundred Tom Cruises.




My only guess is the exposure and regulation because you're right this would appear to be the mother of all tax shelters.
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