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Why dont men wear top hats any more?

Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:15 pm
This needs to be a thing again.
Posted by Bout_Dat_Lyfe
Member since Jan 2013
1969 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:16 pm to
Bc they’re gay
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3708 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:16 pm to
When’s the last time a guy in a top hat got laid?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62975 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:16 pm to
I'm sure there are still neckbeard betas that rock them ironically.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:17 pm to
Imo we dress like shite compared to say the 1920s.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:18 pm to
What’s stopping you?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124146 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

When’s the last time a guy in a top hat got laid?


If you have monopoly man money you can get anything. Bitches love free parking
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260368 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:19 pm to
They'll replace the fedora soon, then comes the Bowler
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63965 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:20 pm to
Lincoln ruined them for everyone but magicians and Frosty the Snowman.
This post was edited on 1/14/18 at 2:21 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124146 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:20 pm to



Are you trying to tell me that this guy isn’t crawling with pussy?
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29072 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:21 pm to
You can still spot them daily around the bywater and midcity Nola.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15097 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

When’s the last time a guy in a top hat got laid?


Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18762 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:26 pm to
The gents who attend the Royal Ascot horse races in England wear them. The really rich guys show off antique ones. And because people had much smaller heads a couple hundred years back, an old one in size 8 or so is very rare and costs a shite ton of money.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22526 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:26 pm to
He has money and fame though
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 2:29 pm to
I agree. Neckbeards get too much hate on here too.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19513 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 3:10 pm to
Meyer the Hatter still carries them, so somebody wears them.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 3:13 pm to


Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131370 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 3:13 pm to
I’d be over 7 feet tall in a top hat.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 3:20 pm to
It is proper for a gentleman foxhunting to wear a top hat if he has colors. However, due to the risk of injury, most men who foxhunt wear safety helmets.
Posted by webman
LC
Member since Apr 2006
651 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 3:37 pm to
Why was this a thing? Who convinced men they had to wear a hat back then? Why and when did it stop? And why do men wear ballcaps everywhere now?

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