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Why does Wile E chase a skinny bird?

Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:35 pm
Posted by LandPhil
Member since Sep 2018
94 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:35 pm
Barely any meat on the roadrunner and the meat is probably tough as a goodyear tire. Couldn’t he find a more suitable prey with more calories than the roadrunner?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124229 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:37 pm to
Same as the reason you chase skinny birds.





To frick them
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13919 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:37 pm to
Because you touch yourself at night
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14007 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:38 pm to
Impressed that you spelled his name correctly
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:38 pm to
How else will he be able to test out all the new products the ACME corporation sends to him for free?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:39 pm to
Ratings.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64010 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:39 pm to
Slim pickings in the desert.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37520 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:40 pm to
Because it’s a damned cartoon
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:42 pm to
Why is miss piggy (a pig) and kermit a couple? I mean, it doesn't make any sense at all to hook a pig up with a frog.

What is long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger..
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20895 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:43 pm to
because the roadrunner crossed the road
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10415 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:46 pm to
How does he consistently survive falling off a 200 foot cliff?

So many unanswered questions.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38735 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:47 pm to
It wasn't shown in most episodes, but he subsisted on a meager diet of small rodents and road kill. The roadrunner was just the holy grail he was always chasing.
This post was edited on 10/18/18 at 2:50 pm
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by LandPhil
Member since Sep 2018
94 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

It wasn't shown in most episodes, but he subsisted on meager diet of small rodents and road kill. The roadrunner was just the holy grail he was always chasing.


At least he got some calory intake, better than nothing.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47608 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:01 pm to
The one he was chasing was waaaaayyy bigger than the real ones:



These things are everywhere here in New Mexico and from what I can tell they kill everything they can.

I've seen them with lizards, snakes, and even other birds in their mouths running around.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1452 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:02 pm to
Dude if you had as many anvils dropped on your head and TNT bundles go off in your face as many times as Wile E did your cognitive judgement would be skewed as well. Pat the dude on the back for being a survivor.
Posted by Nachos Man
Member since Feb 2018
147 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:08 pm to
The action is the juice.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8152 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

The one he was chasing was waaaaayyy bigger than the real ones:






This right here. The damn thing was the same size as the coyote.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:13 pm to
One would think he would have taken some of that money he was spending with the ACME company and simply went to Chic Fil A.
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