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re: Why Do We Tell Kids This Nonsense About Santa?

Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:30 pm to
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Having someone you trust and love look you directly in the eye and lie their arse off is probably the best training for adulthood there is




Like telling kids columbus discovered america and all races are equal?
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:32 pm to
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Would it shatter kids lives to know santa wasn't real? I feel like the kids wouldn't care as long as the gifts continued to roll in

Let me guess, the next thing you'll want to do is spoil the adults about Jesus. Amirite?
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:33 pm to
And telling kids they can be whatever they want when they grow up and telling them that everyone gets a trophy is how we have all these sensitive snowflakes now. Nobody ever tells them how it really is,Santa was fine till we had to have multiracial santas along with straight/Gay/tranny santas. It's all ruined now and it should be over with considering it's not real or important
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11612 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:34 pm to
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Like telling kids columbus discovered america and all races are equal?


...or that the GOP is the party of small government + freedom
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 5:34 pm
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:34 pm to
Jesus isn't real and it's proven that multiple religions before Christianity had the same story.
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11612 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:35 pm to
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Nobody ever tells them how it really is,Santa was fine till we had to have multiracial santas along with straight/Gay/tranny santas.



I will not stand idly by while you talk shite on Tranny Santa
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:35 pm to
People who fuss about Black Santa are the most clueless and self-offended of them all.

Santa is literally a narrative.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48557 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:35 pm to
We do this to help them learn to deal with life shattering disappointment later in life.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:36 pm to
I see the devil has you brainwashed.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:36 pm to
Why does santa have be only white?

Did you have a problem when they made a black Barbie?

Your trolling is pretty bad, even for OT standards.
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11612 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:36 pm to
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Jesus isn't real and it's proven that multiple religions before Christianity had the same story.



While I'm not going to say Jesus wasn't real, my HOT TAKE for this thread is that there is actually more physical evidence for the existence of St. Nicholas than there is for Jesus
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:37 pm to
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We have special santas now, black ones,white ones,asian ones whatever to cater to all groups with a guy who isn't even real to begin with.



White Santa is just regular Santa
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:39 pm to
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Why does santa have be only white?


White people have recreated Jesus as a white person.

But no one cares about that.

That's fine.
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:40 pm to
The fact we can't even agree on the race of a fictitious character shows the demise of our society and why he should be scrapped. These were not issues 20 years ago but now the liberals have sucked out the fun
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:42 pm to
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Life is a continuous series of lies followed by disappointment. This is simply the kindest way with the least amount of consequences to acclimate them to this shitty reality.


Best explanation I've read or heard.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:44 pm to
It's a fictional character you dumb frick. There is no correct race for a fictional character. A black man played Harry Potter on stage this past year. Where was your outrage at that?

And they had black men playing santa in the 60s.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:44 pm to
If it adds fun to a kids life, I'm all for it. Some people try to suck the life out of anything to compensate for their cold, sterile existence
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:45 pm to
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The fact we can't even agree on the race of a fictitious character shows the demise of our society and why he should be scrapped. These were not issues 20 years ago but now the liberals have sucked out the fun


Just to confirm, are you talking about Santa or Jesus?
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:47 pm to
lol both
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:49 pm to
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Jesus isn't real


He was most certainly was real. You can dispute if he was the son of God or not but you can't dispute him being real.

Well.....you can but then again you hate Santa.
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