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Why do some people have signatures that are totally unreadable?

Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2269 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:39 pm
I sometimes don’t even see a recognizable letter.
Posted by Dandaman
Louisiana
Member since May 2017
812 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:39 pm to
They sign it 100 times a day
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19220 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:39 pm to
Can’t be forged
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40377 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:40 pm to
A signatures job is to work.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72336 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

Can’t be forged
Posted by LSU5508
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3769 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:42 pm to
i sign shite all day so i’m not trying for perfect penmanship plus my signature is unique so any attempt at forgery will be blatantly obvious.
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2269 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:43 pm to
I think sometimes people think it’s cool.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19220 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:43 pm to
Because they are written quickly and in cursive usually.

Cursive handwriting will soon be a thing of the past.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22899 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:43 pm to
Why do we say "I have to take a piss" or "I have to take a sh*t"


-instead of-


"I have to give a piss" or "I have to give a sh*t"?

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33446 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:46 pm to
To confuse people like you who can barely read
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 9:54 pm to
so that kids that can't tell time without a digital clock, or drive a car with a standard transmission, or give correct change as a cashier without the register telling them what to give back can't read what is written. they be dumb like that.
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
24273 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:15 pm to


Goat sig
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43106 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:15 pm to
About the only time I have to sign something is the CC pads at the store and no way am I trying to do a proper signature on those things. I have to seal drawings with my signature for work but I have a jpg scan that is legal, quick and easy.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:18 pm to
Only thing you can recognize on mine is the two first letters. Grew up idolizing baseball players and thought their autographs were art
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 10:19 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29811 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

They sign it 100 times a day



Bingo.

The second I started signing off on shite 80x a day, my signature started getting shorter.

It is now the first letter of my last name.

ETA: had an office manager put my signature on a bullshite supply order a few years ago and the lady who reviews our tickets called the second she saw it.

Wasn't malicious, but is raised red flags.
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 10:25 pm
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1592 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:29 pm to
Can’t be forged is the correct answer. Had my identity stolen and the only thing that alerted me to them trying to drain my bank accounts was the uniqueness of my signature when they attempted to withdraw the cash at a bank.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
116877 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:32 pm to
I had a job that involved signing a bunch of things so I eventually started signing stuff as fast as possible.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:35 pm to
Those with an unreadable signature often physically sign hundreds of documents every day. My work signature is a couple loops and squiggly lines. It has to be unique, not legible.

I rarely look at prescribers’ signatures unless it is for comparison when I suspect a forgery. This is rare now that most prescriptions are printed or electronic.

However. Temporary residents that spaz their signature and fail to indicate either their NPI or DEA+suffix on a handwritten hospital blank should be flogged...it delays the prescription and wastes everyone’s time. I only need one of the above.




Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20599 posts
Posted on 8/12/19 at 10:41 pm to
I sign 50 times a day. My signature has basically turned into my first letter sort of the first letter of my last name and sort of a circle.

My wife signs every single letter of her name and it is bizarre to me.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30405 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 1:01 am to
quote:

"I have to take a piss"


Don't take one of mine, they don't grow on trees you know.
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