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re: Why do some guys hate fake breasts?
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:54 pm to Fat and Happy
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:54 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:tards on here who are still in college think those coeds tits will be like that in 10 years.
Well after the ex breast fed 3 kids, fake boobs were a must
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:55 pm to scott8811
quote:
fake looking/feeling D's
Wouldn't be "great" fake ones
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:55 pm to TigersHuskers
I like a burger made with 100% Beef, not tofu.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:56 pm to michael corleone
Really thought this thread would have more pics...
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:56 pm to CarRamrod
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tards on here who are still in college think those coeds tits will be like that in 10 years.
Yeah my wife had elite tits and now they look like hollowed out punching bags
ETA:
Which she is getting fixed

Goddamn kids ruin everything.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:57 pm to Pettifogger
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People associate real boobs with real women and real life.
Your entire post was terrible but I'll single out this line.
What?
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:58 pm to CatfishJohn
thats when bolt-ons pay off, IMO.
For a young girl to get them makes no sense to me.
ETA: Buyer beware though. 80% of the guys I know who bought fake tits for their cougar wives ended up divorced.
For a young girl to get them makes no sense to me.
ETA: Buyer beware though. 80% of the guys I know who bought fake tits for their cougar wives ended up divorced.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:00 pm to Vacherie Saint
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For a young girl to get them makes no sense to me.
Totally agree with this.
Once they get in their 30's and a few kids...
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:00 pm to Vacherie Saint
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ETA: Buyer beware though. 80% of the guys I know who bought fake tits for their cougar wives ended up divorced.
80%?!

I think we'll be fine.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:00 pm to TigersHuskers
Because they are not real. It's the same reason I wouldn't frick a blowup doll.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:01 pm to CatfishJohn
My wife had full B/C cups before kids. After kids they were just lifeless. She had so much trouble shopping for bras. She went and got some smaller c cups put in and they are awesome.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:01 pm to TigersHuskers
I’m not a boob guy, so fake is fine by me.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:02 pm to Penrod
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Because they are not real. It's the same reason I wouldn't frick a blowup doll.

Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:07 pm to Hobnailboot
Tits aren’t the issue. An insecure woman who thinks they need fake ones to hook a dumbass dude is the problem. Give me naturals all day long
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:16 pm to CatfishJohn
sad but true where I live. they get the tits and all the confidence and attention that comes with them.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:18 pm to musick
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Your entire post was terrible but I'll single out this line.
What?
I'm assuming you have a modicum of literacy, I have confidence you'll figure it out.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:25 pm to Pettifogger
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I'm assuming you have a modicum of literacy, I have confidence you'll figure it out.
Sorry, but I don't agree there is some grand and profound symbolism between artificial breasts and the philosophy of genuine life.
It's obviously psychological, and your answer is actually a decent theory when I think about it.
I just don't agree with it, I feel it's just a personal preference and doesn't need some deep dive into why, not all things do.
also the fact you used "modicum" casually in a sentence the way you did makes you way smarter than I am. I'm bascially a functioning idiot.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:28 pm to TigersHuskers
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They arent bad at all.
I remember the first time I touched fake tits
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