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re: Why do some guys hate fake breasts?

Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57968 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:54 pm to
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Well after the ex breast fed 3 kids, fake boobs were a must


tards on here who are still in college think those coeds tits will be like that in 10 years.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
17028 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:55 pm to
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fake looking/feeling D's



Wouldn't be "great" fake ones

Posted by michael corleone
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2005
6186 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:55 pm to
I like a burger made with 100% Beef, not tofu.
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
2884 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:56 pm to
Really thought this thread would have more pics...
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
17028 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:56 pm to
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tards on here who are still in college think those coeds tits will be like that in 10 years.



Yeah my wife had elite tits and now they look like hollowed out punching bags

ETA:

Which she is getting fixed

Goddamn kids ruin everything.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 2:58 pm
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:57 pm to
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People associate real boobs with real women and real life.


Your entire post was terrible but I'll single out this line.

What?
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
43876 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 2:58 pm to
thats when bolt-ons pay off, IMO.

For a young girl to get them makes no sense to me.

ETA: Buyer beware though. 80% of the guys I know who bought fake tits for their cougar wives ended up divorced.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 2:59 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20593 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:00 pm to
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For a young girl to get them makes no sense to me.


Totally agree with this.

Once they get in their 30's and a few kids...
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
17028 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:00 pm to
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ETA: Buyer beware though. 80% of the guys I know who bought fake tits for their cougar wives ended up divorced.



80%?!



I think we'll be fine.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
47307 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:00 pm to
Because they are not real. It's the same reason I wouldn't frick a blowup doll.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21266 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:01 pm to
My wife had full B/C cups before kids. After kids they were just lifeless. She had so much trouble shopping for bras. She went and got some smaller c cups put in and they are awesome.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
39699 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:01 pm to
I’m not a boob guy, so fake is fine by me.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153878 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20593 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Because they are not real. It's the same reason I wouldn't frick a blowup doll.


Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:03 pm to
Not properly jiggly
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2757 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:07 pm to
Tits aren’t the issue. An insecure woman who thinks they need fake ones to hook a dumbass dude is the problem. Give me naturals all day long
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
43876 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:16 pm to
sad but true where I live. they get the tits and all the confidence and attention that comes with them.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83647 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:18 pm to
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Your entire post was terrible but I'll single out this line.

What?



I'm assuming you have a modicum of literacy, I have confidence you'll figure it out.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:25 pm to
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I'm assuming you have a modicum of literacy, I have confidence you'll figure it out.


Sorry, but I don't agree there is some grand and profound symbolism between artificial breasts and the philosophy of genuine life.

It's obviously psychological, and your answer is actually a decent theory when I think about it.

I just don't agree with it, I feel it's just a personal preference and doesn't need some deep dive into why, not all things do.

also the fact you used "modicum" casually in a sentence the way you did makes you way smarter than I am. I'm bascially a functioning idiot.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 3:31 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8732 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

They arent bad at all.

I remember the first time I touched fake tits
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