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re: Why do so many fat ugly preachers have fine wives
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:42 pm to HappyFunBall420
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:42 pm to HappyFunBall420
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The Lord works in mysterious ways
I've always wondered how many of those wives marry because they believe that there husband is a sincere and genuine believer, only to find out that he is a charlatan.
Getting married is such a leap of faith - you want to have a marriage based on fidelity and trust, raise good kids with strong moral values, and work as a partnership while giving your husband time to enjoy activities that don't involve you (like golf LOL).
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Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:45 pm to TH03
This is the first I'm hearing of wealthy pastors...
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why does this guy
have sexual relations with these women?
have sexual relations with these women?
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:48 pm to Barstools
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This is the first I'm hearing of wealthy pastors...
My pastor gets paid $985 a month (he also gets free room and board).
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:50 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Video game charisma lvl 100
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Makes no sense. Wemt to this church of my friends today to watch his daughter get baptized and they have this 5'5 220 pound balding preacher with a smokeshow for a wife. Wtf? Not the first time I've seen shite like this either
Their healing hands are a magical cure for butterface.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:58 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Being a pastor’s wife has a lot of prestige in those circles.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 4:03 pm to DarthRebel
Because he is a billionaire. How man billionaire pastors do you know?
This post was edited on 4/8/18 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 4/8/18 at 4:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
$$$
Posted on 4/8/18 at 4:29 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
That's their blessing from God for doing his work. What else could it be?
Posted on 4/8/18 at 4:56 pm to soccerfüt
quote:I went to this church one time.i have no idea what the name of this lady is. Sorry I didn't think to whip my phone in the middle of service to snap a pic of the preachers ole girl how silly of me
The pics you’ve included have been invaluable to making this post one of the BEST EVER!
Posted on 4/8/18 at 4:57 pm to Barstools
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How man billionaire pastors do you know?
The ones with hot wives make more than they are worth. The pastor of my small baptists church growing up drove a porsche.
Religion has become more about wealth transfer and less about being closer to God.
Depending on the town, the pastor is more powerful than the elected officials.
In summary, many beautiful women are attracted to money and/or power, they do not care about looks.
What other dumb arse OT question do we need answered today?
Posted on 4/8/18 at 4:58 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Aside from TV preachers, I can’t think of one I’ve known who has a hot wife. They tend to be fairly ugly from my experience.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 5:04 pm to DarthRebel
So, you don't know any? That's what I figured.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 5:11 pm to DarthRebel
no message
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 3:19 am
Posted on 4/8/18 at 5:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Joel Osteen is not what I'd call fat and ugly, but he has the finest preacher's wife that I know of.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 5:22 pm to Barstools
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So, you don't know any? That's what I figured.
"you shall not covet your neighbor's wife"
-God
I think this covers the Preachers wife, so I try not to rate them.
Now for a true story, we had a good looking female associate pastor a few years back. Only saw her when she was wearing robes though. One day I am at Sherwin Williams and see this nice looking blonde in tight clothes bending over, which as a male check it out. She stands up and yup I was checking out the new preacher.
This post was edited on 4/8/18 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 4/8/18 at 5:27 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why do any financially successful men have fine wives?
Posted on 4/8/18 at 5:31 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
How dumb do you have to be to ask this question?
Money, money, money.
Of course, OP abuses his dogs, so it's not surprising he can't figure this out.
Money, money, money.
Of course, OP abuses his dogs, so it's not surprising he can't figure this out.
Posted on 4/8/18 at 6:30 pm to TH03
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Uh your money. Duh.
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