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Why do so many fat ugly preachers have fine wives

Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16035 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:00 pm
Makes no sense. Wemt to this church of my friends today to watch his daughter get baptized and they have this 5'5 220 pound balding preacher with a smokeshow for a wife. Wtf? Not the first time I've seen shite like this either
This post was edited on 4/8/18 at 3:08 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:00 pm to
Uh money. Duh.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35019 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:02 pm to
The holy ghost is one Hella sex toy
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15602 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:02 pm to
She used to be a raging whore and married a rich preacher to feel better about herself without having to give up the lifestyle.

Is it that difficult to understand?
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16035 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:02 pm to
How the hell do preachers make alot of money? This is some backwoods country church pastor. Not some televangelist. I could understand that
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15775 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:03 pm to
Special kind of power.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:03 pm to

It's just for the community posturing. After choir practice they're performing lewd Acts on Matthew, Mark, Luke and sometimes, John.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13224 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:04 pm to
Pastor Dino at HPC was also laying the pipe to a 25 yr old intern.

He should put in more reverse ATM's at HPC.
This post was edited on 4/8/18 at 3:04 pm
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

fat ugly preachers

Big toolshed over the big tool
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

How the hell do preachers make alot of money? This is some backwoods country church pastor. Not some televangelist. I could understand that



You serious, baw?
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16035 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:07 pm to
Yeah what am I missing?
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36113 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Yeah what am I missing?
pics???
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:11 pm to
Tax exemptions don't care if it's backwoods or not.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65635 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:17 pm to
The pics you’ve included have been invaluable to making this post one of the BEST EVER!

Would read again!
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:19 pm to
probably has a lot to do with being articulate, charming, and charismatic. Some certainly think it will get them in good with (God).
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
560 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:23 pm to
because they got game
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3673 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:27 pm to
Money and charisma

Posted by HappyFunBall420
Grande Isle
Member since Mar 2018
369 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:29 pm to
The Lord works in mysterious ways
This post was edited on 4/8/18 at 3:30 pm
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11579 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:34 pm to
Dude... Proverbs 37:4
This post was edited on 4/8/18 at 3:38 pm
Posted by MStant1
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
4529 posts
Posted on 4/8/18 at 3:41 pm to
I love how so many in this thread think the average preacher has money. Most preachers Have pretty modest means, and many have to work a separate job in addition to the church to support their family.
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