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re: Why do sharks bite people?
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:39 pm to burger bearcat
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:39 pm to burger bearcat
at our current pace, we as a people will be fatty enough for sharks to enjoy it in 20 years. we’re still a little too gamey for them right meow
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Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:42 pm to CamdenTiger
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the people that venture out are low fat, and not like the seals and fish they like.
Sounds like they'd like the taste of a baw.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:44 pm to burger bearcat
I saw a few land whales at walmart the other day that had so much blubber they wouldn’t just suffer an exploratory bite on the off chance they decided to raise sea levels by waddle wading into the ocean.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:47 pm to CamdenTiger
It’s not so much the taste, but the bones. Human bones are more rigid than those of aquatic animals. Sharks don’t like the crunch.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:48 pm to burger bearcat
Questions you ask a shark for a hundred
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:52 pm to burger bearcat
10 shark attacks caught on video. You can fast forward to 2 mins where the attacks start.
Shark Attacks
Shark Attacks
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:19 pm to burger bearcat
They are not into profiling and therefore take a bite into anything
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:22 pm to burger bearcat
They lack the ability to comprehend that it is fricked up to just bite a motherfrickers leg off.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:25 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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They are not into profiling and therefore take a bite into anything
Not true. Certain shades of folks confuse sharks into thinking they are whale poop.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 10:25 pm to burger bearcat
Thor is hosting a special next month about sharks. Maybe he will reveal their secrets. Gonna be on Nat Geo July 5th
Posted on 6/16/21 at 11:56 pm to YNWA
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They ate quite a few of the sailors from the USS Indianapolis.
Feeding frenzy with lots of blood in the water. I really for those baws.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 11:58 pm to burger bearcat
Considering how rare it is for a shark to attack a human, I doubt there is a reasonable explanation outside of temperament.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 12:29 am to The Third Leg
They’re just like puppies with a lot of especially sharp teeth.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:04 am to burger bearcat
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Why do sharks bite people?
They probably figure it seemed like a good idea at the time
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:53 am to FredBear
I’ve had bigger shark bites on my quad
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:56 am to burger bearcat
Tell me you don't watch Shark week, without telling me you don't watch Shark week 
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:10 am to burger bearcat
Its a fish. Has almost no brain, no comprehension of anything, and just swims around till it seems something it might want to eat and goes tries a bite of it.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:15 am to burger bearcat
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Do people not taste good to them?
They don't like human shite.
When bitten a human shits themselves, sharks do not enjoy shitty food.
They let go and move on
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:33 am to burger bearcat
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99% of shark attacks I hear are the shark just biting someone's leg and moving on. It is very rare to ever hear of a shark attacking someone for a meal. Maybe a giant great white that is hungry. Do people not taste good to them?
Bro, have you ever seen Shark Week one time? They usually attack people bc they are confused or they are old and/or injured and are looking for an easy meal.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:38 am to OweO
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I don't know, but I like watching this video of the US Coast Guard shooting sharks going towards crew.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 8:29 am
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