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re: Why do people need 32 Oz of soda as soon as they wake up

Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:51 am to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23272 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:51 am to
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Because we ultimately pay for their diabetes and obesity through higher insurance premiums because of their lack of self-control


Then elect a mayor, governor, or president like Bloomberg and let the government tell you how much you can drink.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
15969 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:52 am to
Dude I used to work with would have a big arse mountain dew every morning around 5:45 am. Hurt my stomach just watching him drink that.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17628 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:52 am to
Maybe it's water, schmuck-o.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:52 am to
why do people need coffee?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89129 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:53 am to
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. Now assemble and tell me why I'm an a-hole for having some self respect and not committing slow suicide.


Well, you're definitely an a-hole. How do you know it wasn't diet soda? How do you know it wasn't water? Why do you care about what your coworkers are doing?

I bet they post on a different website asking why they have a busybody douche for a coworker.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17628 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:54 am to
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can’t function without coffee
caffeine addiction is real.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:54 am to
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Maybe it's water, schmuck-o.


I can promise you by the way this duo waddled it was not water. I'm sure they used it to wash down their 1000 calorie breakfast, then they'll wash down their burger and fries with another at noon, and then have one at 2 to "help get them through the day"
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 7:56 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:55 am to
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You're always pissed off at something or being contrarian about something. How can you stand to wake up every day and be like this?


I'm actually very pleasant in real life, but I don't have to deal with idiot plant workers that lie about how much money they make and constantly talk out of their arse.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:55 am to
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Why do people need 32 Oz of soda as soon as they wake up


Posted by PNW
Nevada
Member since Mar 2014
6338 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:55 am to
Soda is a “blessing” in disguise. It frees up breathable air space in time.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 7:56 am
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33195 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:56 am to
Maybe they are hungover.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:56 am to
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When I see fattys drinking fat tubs of soda I want to tell them “you’d probably drop a lot of weight if you’d just cut the soda out of your fat life.”


When I see fatties drinking fat tubs of soda I simply look away. Keeps my BP in the normal range.

I may even smile a bit knowing they gonna die 1st when the riots start as even an old man can outrun the fatties. Don't have to be the fastest runner, just faster than tubby over there.
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:57 am to
I bet your overweight and on a diet so you think your better than them but jealous. Who gives a shite let them enjoy life. He’ll id love a 10 pc nugget right now for breakfast but I know it’s not good. Just grind through the day and go home and pout
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:58 am to
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I'm actually very pleasant in real life,


Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:58 am to
There are Starbucks drinks way worse than those cokes
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
51397 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:59 am to
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Why do people need 32 Oz of soda


ever
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39926 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:00 am to
Why do dumbasses spend $10 for coffee at Starbucks?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:03 am to
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What do you care? This affects you how? Does it prevent you from doing your work? Mind your business. They have the freedom of choice, and if they choose a 64 oz. thristbuster at 7am, what's it to you?


Because it’s gross as shite and morbidly obese people should be placed in camps until deemed fit to return to society.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17445 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:03 am to
Everybody makes bad decisions every day.

They made poor dietary choices.

Yours was posting on a message board.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:04 am to
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Why do dumbasses spend $10 for coffee at Starbucks?


Please show me a drink on their menu that’s $10.

You’d have to add at least 6 espresso shots to make one of their drinks $10.
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