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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?

Posted on 10/15/20 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 10/15/20 at 1:45 pm to
Dogs are needy. Some of them are more well-trained than others, for sure, but if you actually keep an objective eye on even a well-trained dog, it's still pretty needy.

I will say this: I've owned two dogs in my life and both were very well-trained. Neither ever barked except on command. Neither got on our furniture or our beds- ever.

That said, one dog was an inside dog, and the other stayed outside, and the inside dog was needier than the outside dog. We didn't get misbehavior, but we definitely got pleading glances and well-restrained canine angst in the presence of any sort of temptation. And the inside dog needed a lot more exercise.

So I guess in that very broad sense I agree with OP.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86410 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 2:04 pm to
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Like what the frick? Your bed is supposed to be the cleanest part of your house. How the hell can you sleep in a bed that’s covered in fur and dander, next to the equivalent of a small horse?


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What’s going on folks?


1. My dog is small
2. My dog is silent
3. My dog doesn't shed-at all.
4. My dog sleeps on top of the outer blanket
5. She just started doing it out of the blue one day, and I just didn't do anything about it.
6. Since starting to sleep in the bed, the dog hasn't peed on the floor.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
19768 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 2:19 pm to
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And besides, dogs are better than humans because they aren’t smart enough to do things like commit tax fraud, steal people’s identity, rob banks etc, but that doesn’t mean they are better.

No but if you attack me, my dog will bite your nutsack off instead of videoing the attack with his smartphone to post on FB.
Posted by northLAgoomba
Grand Cane, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3979 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 2:44 pm to
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2. Friend opens the door for me and tells dog to shut up

I tell mine to hush.
Posted by gaom23
Member since Oct 2020
280 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:17 pm to
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Like what the frick? Your bed is supposed to be the cleanest part of your house.


As an Asian I have to ask. Do you wear your shoes in the house? Do you still wear your shoes while sitting on the bed or laying on the covers?

Cause that's way more disgusting and dirty.

Also if the hair bothers you, can always get a non-fur type dog that has the same type of hair as humans.

I had a dog like that and never had to worry about fur getting everywhere. (Not that I would mind fur either since I like animals)
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:21 pm to
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As an Asian I have to ask. Do you wear your shoes in the house? Do you still wear your shoes while sitting on the bed or laying on the covers?
No. who wears their shoes on their bed?
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:26 pm to
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Not that I would mind fur either since I like animals)
You can like animals and not want to sleep in animal fur lol. The two are not mutually exclusive
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85371 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:27 pm to
I love dogs. Absolutely love dogs.

But there is no way a dog is sleeping in my bed with me.

I don't let my kids in my bed. Why would I ever let a pet?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66554 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:28 pm to
This is a pretty good thread. I am not a big animal person, but it's probably because we just had little things growing up like fish and hamsters as my sister was allergic to everything. I would love a dog...for about an hour per day. Having a dog wipe it's butt in my bed is gross.
This post was edited on 10/15/20 at 3:30 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86410 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:28 pm to
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Do you still wear your shoes while sitting on the bed or laying on the covers?
Has this ever happened?
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 3:59 pm to
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I don't let my kids in my bed. Why would I ever let a pet?
Because didn’t you know that dogs are better than most people? Yes that includes children.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66724 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 4:00 pm to
most people are slobs and have poor hygiene

it isnt surprising they would let those smelly creatures in their bed
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18959 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 4:01 pm to
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Having a dog wipe it's butt in my bed is gross.


Now all dogs have worms and wipe their asses with sheets?

What is going on here?

All dogs are covered in fleas and ticks and wipe their assholes in bed. Whodathunkit.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15658 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 5:06 pm to
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Mine sleeps with me every night. He likes to cuddle.

Responses like this are why a lot of people think deeply passionate dog owners have a psychological imbalance.

What you posted sounds like you’re only one tickle fight away from getting to second base if you haven’t already.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 6:13 pm to
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Responses like this are why a lot of people think deeply passionate dog owners have a psychological imbalance.

What you posted sounds like you’re only one tickle fight away from getting to second base if you haven’t already
My girlfriend says that dudes who let their dogs lick all over their face have a secret dog fetish.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34711 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 6:20 pm to
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I love my dog so much I put him in a crate for hours at a time when I'm not home. He just loves it in there. I know he does. I love him so much I put a shock collar on him so I can send an electrical current through his body when he does something I don't like. I love him so much I had his balls cut off, too.


This kind of reinforces the "dogs are better than people" thing. No?
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 6:27 pm to
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This kind of reinforces the "dogs are better than people" thing. No?
Can you explain what that means? I think it’s the dumbest fricking saying
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2035 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 6:39 pm to
something wrong if you don’t like sweet dogs in the bed
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 6:42 pm to
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Peedip


Why do I keep seeing your username everywhere?

Is it because you keep having terrible takes and posts. Probably
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15658 posts
Posted on 10/15/20 at 7:40 pm to
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Dogs are better than most humans.

Dogs lick their own assholes. Right after they lick their assholes, they lick your face.

Those that don’t lick their assholes, wipe their assholes on your carpet or on your bedsheets.

So no, not even close. Dogs are worse than humans. That’s why normal people call these creatures - animals.
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