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Peepdip
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Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
I mean first of all I don’t really get the appeal of dogs in general. Anytime I go to someones house with a dog, my experience goes like this

1. Dog barks loudly as soon as I knock
2. Friend opens the door for me and tells dog to shut up
3. I sit down on sofa that’s covered in dog hair, and try to hide my disgust
4. Dog calms down and goes off to do stupid dog shit
5. Friend says “do you want some food peepdip?” I say sure thanks!
6. Dog stares at me with pathetic dog face the entire time I eat
7. Owner takes dog outside to take a shit
8. I wonder what the hell is the point of all of that.

With that said, I know that a lot of it is just about companionship and that people like dogs more than me, it’s their house, I can put up with it for a few hours while I watch football or whatever.

However, I hear all the time about people sleeping with their dogs and how their dogs “totally hog the whole bed haha, he thinks he’s a person! XD”

Like what the frick? Your bed is supposed to be the cleanest part of your house. How the hell can you sleep in a bed that’s covered in fur and dander, next to the equivalent of a small horse? It’s usually mentally ill women who refer to themselves as dog moms, but I’ve noticed plenty of men do it to. Is it like smoking cigarettes, where you’re around nastiness so much that you don’t notice anymore?

What’s going on folks?


geauxfish24
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
Dogs are better than most humans.


You sound like a miserable sob to hang out with.


SEClint
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
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Your bed is supposed to be the cleanest part of your house. 
not mine. I like to frick.


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OWLFAN86
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
too much to drink

in a slump

they're ugly themselves


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dakarx
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
I can't think of more than 3 people that I like more than my dog.



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redfish99
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
Unconditional love and ultimate companionship should allow them to sleep wherever they want.


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Slagathor
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
You tell him no and see how it goes.

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Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
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Dogs are better than most humans.

You mean like morally? That has nothing to do with sleeping in fur.

And besides, dogs are better than humans because they aren’t smart enough to do things like commit tax fraud, steal people’s identity, rob banks etc, but that doesn’t mean they are better. They still do the bad stuff that they are dumb enough to do, like maul children to death.

I never got that saying


Fox McCloud
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
Let me guess... you hate kids too.


Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4311 posts

re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
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Let me guess... you hate kids too.
No I have two of my own


Skinner
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Member since Dec 2011
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
While I disagree with almost the entirety of your post,
I agree that it is nasty when people let their dogs sleep in/ on the bed with them


bgtiger
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
This is erroneous. You ever see dogs band into packs? They are angry, unruly, murderous, and selfish just like humans.


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TDsngumbo
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
100% agree. Dogs inside the house is a ridiculous and UNSANITARY concept.


TigerOnTheMountain
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
Congratulations on making an OweO level thread.

You should be ashamed. I hope a dog takes a massive shite in your yard and you step in it.


fallguy_1978
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
We have 2 small dogs but I don't let them in my bedroom.


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OWLFAN86
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
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TDsngumbo

thinking of ya


geauxfish24
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
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You mean like morally? That has nothing to do with sleeping in fur. And besides, dogs are better than humans because they aren’t smart enough to do things like commit tax fraud, steal people’s identity, rob banks etc, but that doesn’t mean they are better. They still do the bad stuff that they are dumb enough to do, like maul children to death.


For starters they don’t say dumb shite like the above.


DLauw
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
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I mean first of all I don’t really get the appeal of dogs in genera
so when did you “come out”?


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Sao
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?

Never let the boxer on the bed but the little dog had free reign. Never minded him sleeping on the bed at all. Didn't shed. Was fun to pet and mess with.


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TDsngumbo
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re: Why do people let dogs sleep in their beds?
Thanks baw. I get a second opinion in the morning.
This post was edited on 10/14 at 9:44 pm


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