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Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:34 pm
Monkeys are the tiny creatures with tails. Chimps are what scientists mean when they talk about evolution.
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:34 pm to JabarkusRussell
Some of us didn’t evolve.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:35 pm to JabarkusRussell
We didn't really evolve from chimps.. they're our cousins. Common ancestor.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:36 pm to JabarkusRussell
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This post was edited on 3/9/23 at 8:44 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:36 pm to JabarkusRussell
No. No they didn’t.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:38 pm to JabarkusRussell
3 bans
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:38 pm to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:39 pm to JabarkusRussell
I evolved from Australopithecus, an early hominid.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:39 pm to JabarkusRussell
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I didn't evolve from a monkey?
Because Jesus.
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and throw feces ... you heathen.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:43 pm to JabarkusRussell
If I evolved from a damn monkey, why's they still monkeys?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:52 pm to JuiceTerry
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f I evolved from a damn monkey, why's they still monkeys?
Any hook nosed liberal atheist care to take a stab at this one? Didn’t think so.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:07 pm to JabarkusRussell
Only idiots and comedians say that.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:09 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:An easy to digest sound byte
Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
Like saying Liberals are figs or republicans are racist.
Doesn't have to be true, as long as it makes a point
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:34 pm to TheIndulger
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f I evolved from a damn monkey, why's they still monkeys?
Any hook nosed liberal atheist care to take a stab at this one? Didn’t think so.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:42 pm to TheIrishFro
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Chimps and humans evolved from the same ancestor
Alabamians?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:45 pm to JabarkusRussell
I thought this was a thread about Valerie Jarrett
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:51 pm to JabarkusRussell
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Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?
Lack of self-awareness? Not advanced enough to excogitate?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:51 pm to JuiceTerry
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If I evolved from a damn monkey, why's they still monkeys?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:51 pm to JabarkusRussell
So there were white/Caucasian, Mongoloid/Asian, Negroid/Black, and Australia chimps?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:56 pm to eScott
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Negroid
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