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Why do people always comment that strippers smell bad?

Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:46 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7839 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:46 pm
Strippers smell good. They actually do.

I like them.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10513 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:47 pm to
Smell one after they just got fricked.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:47 pm to
That smell you are smelling is there to cover up other smells
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:48 pm to
They all have that vanilla strawberry lotion smell
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198023 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:48 pm to
solid fricking post
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42671 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:48 pm to
Cocoa butter and cocaine residue. I can think of worse smells.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132645 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:53 pm to
Ive never heard this

Ive just heard they look like herpes
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198023 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:56 pm to
I dont think we pause and give credit all the absent fathers, mothers setting bad examples, creepy uncles and all those that make the contribution to shatter a girl's self-esteem that she would show her tits and shake her arse for a dollar


Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:57 pm to
I've had sex with a stripper or two when I was single. Honestly they just smell like normal girls when they aren't working and covered in glitter

ETA - they are definitely trashy though
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 9:58 pm
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15390 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:58 pm to
A mysterious mixture of baby oil, sweat, cheap perfume, and sex. And sometimes cigarettes.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16912 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:58 pm to
skin-so-soft
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6938 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:00 pm to

A little lotion is okay but most of them soak in the shite from Bath And Body Twerks. Stings the nostrils...
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Smell one after they just got fricked.

That's the twist in this thread. That's Slippy's fetish.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12434 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:02 pm to
Cucumber melon and stripper glitter
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/30/19 at 11:59 pm
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1550 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:08 pm to
Thanks for the pics, brah.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:10 pm to
Their breath stinks. Most are eating nacho cheese in the back
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32415 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

They all have that vanilla strawberry lotion smel



That's seriously what I was about to say. That fruity lotion smell mixed with cigarette smoke.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 10:13 pm to
If your strippers smell bad you need to throw them out and get some new fresh strippers.


Think of them like produce....they have a short shelf life and there's always more available at the stripper store
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