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re: Why do men give signs that they are gay but lesbians not so much

Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:29 pm to
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Speaking of, if lesbians don’t like dick, why do they always utilize pseudo-dicks during sex.



You could ask the same of gays....

An anus is just a mental replacement for a vagina.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:31 pm to
i don't understand it either to be completely honest.
i don't understand how straight guys like anal either.
everyone has buttholes.
what's the difference between my butthole and john doe's butthole?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:36 pm to
Dressing like a lumberjack and having more tats than a sailor is usually a dead giveaway.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:38 pm to
Because straight woman are one daiquiri away from being lesbos
Posted by Mahootney
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:42 pm to
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i don't understand how straight guys like anal either.
They don't. At least, I can say I'm not interested.
quote:

what's the difference between my butthole and john doe's butthole?
Do you really want an answer to this??!!???
This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 2:44 pm
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:50 pm to
you can't see a girl's front butt or boobs from behind.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:51 pm to
Older model SUV with dogs in the back. Every. Single. Time.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:51 pm to
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what's the difference between my butthole and john doe's butthole?


There's not a dick dangling right by it?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:52 pm to
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what's the difference between my butthole and john doe's butthole?


Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:56 pm to
i don't like what you're insinuating.
i'm going to assume i'm on the right.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:59 pm to
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LSUgirl4

you seem lesbian
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:59 pm to
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You could ask the same of gays.... An anus is just a mental replacement for a vagina.



I mean, I can at least understand anal. It’s a hole that’s there and I can put my dick in it. And it can feel good.

A lesbian has to get a rubber dick. Or start using her fist.

Without extra equipment, there’s basically nothing a woman can do to another woman that I can’t do.

Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:07 pm to
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i don't like what you're insinuating. i'm going to assume i'm on the right.


Well...are you?

Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8600 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:10 pm to
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Lesbos are harder to spot.


No they aren't


ETA: The two most common varieties



This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 3:12 pm
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:13 pm to
i've never left the park to play in the sewer.

quote:

owl
only in spirit am i a lesbian.
This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 3:14 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:16 pm to
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only in spirit am i a lesbian.

#metoo
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:24 pm to
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i've never left the park to play in the sewer.



so you have eaten at the y then?


And if it’s clean and she’s into it, i’ll tongue punch a fart box so hard i’ll Be able to taste her next meal.

Posted by member12
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Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:25 pm to
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Why do men give signs that they are gay but lesbians not so much



You mean like flirting with women and driving a Subaru Outback wasn't enough of a clue that they are vagitarian?
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:25 pm to
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i’ll tongue punch a fart box so hard i’ll Be able to taste her next meal.
oh. my. god.
your word selection is always infallible.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135046 posts
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:27 pm to
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your word selection is always infallible.




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