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re: Why do girls deceive on dating apps?

Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by King
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:42 pm to
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You don't tell them you are 5'2?


My first wife was 4'10 and a nicely distributed 120 lbs. D' tittes and a bubble arse. Tightest cooter I ever had.

She was a feminist though. I was only able to behave myself for about 8 months before my male chauvinist came back out.
Posted by King
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:44 pm to
And FTR, I have fricked many a fat bitches off dating sites/apps. If I wasted the time to meet them, I was getting mine.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:45 pm to
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Surprise! ?

Seriously, the thought makes me SO uncomfortable.

I guess I've really only been on one date where I had not already met the girl in person. She wasn't horribly unlike the only picture I'd seen but far enough.

I don't get it either. If you are a 6' tall chick that wouldn't be a deal breaker for me but it would seem like something you'd disclose. A guy that's 5'5" might not be in to that. It just seems odd to misrepresent yourself and have to deal with the awkwardness in person.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:47 pm to
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My first wife was 4'10 and a nicely distributed 120 lbs. D' tittes and a bubble arse. Tightest cooter I ever had.

She was a feminist though. I was only able to behave myself for about 8 months before my male chauvinist came back out.

I'm almost 6'3" and my wife is the tallest woman I've ever dated. She's 5'6" or so. I don't know that I have a real preference though. There are plenty of beautiful, tall women.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:47 pm to
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It just seems odd to misrepresent yourself and have to deal with the awkwardness in person.


Like I said earlier, it's one of the parties (or maybe both) hoping that having a sunk cost in meeting (as well as being horny) turns out to their benefit. Not a great bet, but not a terrible one, either.
Posted by King
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:49 pm to
I'm like 5'8 with my shoes on. I bagged a 6 footer once. Felt like I was fricking an amazon
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:52 pm to
I've always wanted to bump uglies with a woman my height or taller, but they're all rug munchers playing in the WNBA.

ETA: That was my 50k post. frick me.
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 5:58 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:56 pm to
My little sister is 5'11" and her husband is 6'5". Their kids are going to sasquatches
Posted by King
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:59 pm to
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ETA: That was my 50k post. frick me


It was fitting
Posted by HempHead
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Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:00 pm to
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Their kids are going to sasquatches


My little nephew that y'all helped out is going to be a monster...he's only 4 months old and is wearing 10-12 month baby clothes. Big ol' mitts and feet. Hope he ends up being the only person in the family bigger than me.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
48475 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:00 pm to
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I've always wanted to bump uglies with a woman my height or taller, but they're all rug munchers playing in the WNBA.

This is a great 50k post
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:01 pm to
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I'm almost 6'3" and my wife is the tallest woman I've ever dated. She's 5'6" or so.


6'2" and my gf is a 5'2" pilates instructor. First time in a while dating a short girl, but I actually dig it. She's done ALL the kegel exercises
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 6:02 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:03 pm to
I think we lanky baws take all the short wimmenz from the short-to-average guys. Other than the current gal, they've all been under 5'4". Makes you feel like a big fella, but damn if it doesn't make fricking difficult in some situations.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:07 pm to
Agree. Mine has a friend who is 5'10" or so, good looking girl, nice rack, but she complains that all the guys her height are going after the short girls. So she ends up going on a lot of dates with black dudes.
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:11 pm to
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. Mine has a friend who is 5'10" or so, good looking girl, nice rack, but she complains that all the guys her height are going after the short girls


I'm 5'11" and so was my ex wife. She said the same thing when we first started dating. I was the first man she was ever with under 6'4".
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11224 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:12 pm to
I don’t understand when women are hung up on height. It’s the one variable that can’t be controlled. I’m used to being taller than everyone, so it doesn’t feel weird being taller than my husband. My dating pool would’ve been very limited in Louisiana if I only dated guys taller than me.
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13619 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:13 pm to
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Dude, you got to put some liberal stuff in your bio. This will scare away the wrestlers and attract the keepers.



Liberal stuff? Explain how that would help
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
48475 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:14 pm to
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Makes you feel like a big fella, but damn if it doesn't make fricking difficult in some situations.

When my wife hugs me I put my chin on the top of her head. I guess it just seems normal to me because most women have been a good bit shorter than me most of my life.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31104 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:18 pm to
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When my wife hugs me


Subtle "I receive affection" brag
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128971 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:22 pm to
This thread makes me so sad at what I have to look forward to in my future

Men in their 40s likely won’t even look twice at a woman their own age.
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