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Why do fat women love fall?

Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:39 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13216 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:39 pm
From what I can gather I believe there are a couple reasons..

1.) Cooler weather; obviously cooler weather is better for someone who’s over weight.
2.) Able to wear the official fat women uniform. Riding boots, Tight jeans, flowy jacket to hide fatness.. this comes with cooler weather also
3.) able to eat candy any time they want with the Halloween excuse.. “omg get this candy away from me!!”.. after she eats 15 fun size snickers
4.) excuse to drink pumpkin spice milkshake “frappe” in the morning.

What else y’all got?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118566 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:40 pm to
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3.) able to eat candy any time they want with the Halloween excuse.. “omg get this candy away from me!!”.. after she eats 15 fun size snickers
Posted by SwampKitty
Brusly, LA
Member since Sep 2015
1143 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:41 pm to
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frappe


Straight sugar, fatties love it
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11048 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:43 pm to
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2.) Able to wear the official fat women uniform. Riding boots, Tight jeans, flowy jacket to hide fatness.. this comes with cooler weather also

I think this is it.
They think they’re hiding fat, so therefore they are not fat, not fat equals eat whatever you want.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16167 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:44 pm to
Sounds like OP has big girls on his mind.

NTTAWWT.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53501 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:48 pm to
Why doesn anyone NOT love fall, particularly in the south?
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11306 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:53 pm to
My favorite is the ones who post a dozen I love fall memes a day like enjoying fall is a fricking personality trait
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3987 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:53 pm to
I love getting head from fat women in the Fall.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13216 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:54 pm to







Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9311 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

I love getting head from fat women in the Fall.


You know, we had a nice, fun thread going here...
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
26934 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:57 pm to
Spring is #1 in my opinion since you get crawfish and bluebonnets.

Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:00 pm to
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are the 4 most important days of the year for fat women.

Halloween - "omg get this candy away from me"

Thanksgiving - "omg get this barrel of gravy away from me"

Christmas - "stocking candy doesnt count"

New Years - "New Year, New Me #gymlife"
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:02 pm to
You'd think they'd hate it because it gives them less excuses to not exercise. Summer in the south is often too hot to run outside regularly.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17097 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:02 pm to
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Why doesn anyone NOT love fall, particularly in the south?
We love our 22.5 hours of Fall
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13216 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:02 pm to
Vicious cycle... next thing you know 10 years have passed and your waddling around hobby lobby looking for fall decorations to put up around your apt.. “I’m a dog mom”
Posted by Sinister1
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
1872 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:04 pm to
I'll ask your mom
This post was edited on 10/16/19 at 2:05 pm
Posted by Todd O'Connor
MIke Ditka's Restaurant Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2012
1273 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:04 pm to
I read this as "Why do fat women fall in love"

Which felt really cold.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:05 pm to
Women are the most beautiful thing in the world and the ugliest.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9589 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:06 pm to
Who the frick doesn't like fall???
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20039 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Why doesn anyone NOT love fall, particularly in the south?

I like my summer heat. Keeps the beta pussy arse cucks away
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