re: Why do dogs take such massive shits?

Cheap dog food has a lot of filler like bone meal that is not digestible by the body. Therefore a larger percentage of what a dog eats if its cheap food is not broken down and simply past through their body.

If you feed your dog simply meat and vegetables than their crap will be similar in size to a comparable human.

ZERO sympathy from me. Have a lab and an English mastiff that goes about 170. Whatever he eats ends up in the yard 3 times larger. Bee trying to get him to eat a $20 bill as an experiment.

I don't have dogs myself, but I can see my neighbors walking them while I'm driving.

When they shite and the walker picks it up with gloves and stick it in a bag.

Anyone else do so?

Humorous Dog shite Story: Played high school football in a small Texas town (Class B). Big guy (by our standards, nothing by today's standards) with a full face mask (nickname "Moose") tackles someone at practice. When he gets up there is dog shite all over his facemask, which was incredibly hilarious to a bunch of small town h.s. football players. He was pissed and started chasing us but we ran like hell.

Kinda on this same topic, I finally remembered to do something I've been wanting to do. Last week, I had to shite really really bad. I was about to get in the shower, so I stripped naked, stepped on the digital scale, then took a abnormally large shite. I then weighed myself again. My shite weighted exactly 2.8 lbs. That's pretty good, if you ask me.

Five shits a day? May want to have him checked out. Could have a worm.

So you're saying that you can take a lot of dick?

you control how much goes in so how much comes out is also on you, stop dumping the whole bag of food because you are too lazy to measure