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Why do dogs take such massive shits?

Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:20 am
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:20 am
So my dog, a medium sized golden retriever, takes shits about 7 inches long and two inches wide. Usually four pieces at a time.

My average shite is probably about 5 inches long and 1 inch wide, usually 2 pieces.

Humans average stomach size is 1 Liter in volume.

Golden Retrievers are about 2/3 of a liter in volume.

He gets fed twice a day and every time he goes out it’s a pile of massive shits, at least 5x a day.

Can anyone explain how this is possible?
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5354 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:21 am to
low quality dog food from a factory in china
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1342 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:23 am to
You use a tape measure? Very specific sizes you quote.

Sttdb
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:24 am to
The Georgia Bulldogs got shite on yesterday.. Does that answer your question?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26639 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:25 am to
quote:

You use a tape measure? Very specific sizes you quote.


I think he's Randy from South Park.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5646 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:25 am to
Poor quality food and too much of it.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:27 am to
Pics
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
855 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:31 am to
How many Courics?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:32 am to
You need a hobby


That doesn’t involve dogs
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 11:33 am
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:32 am to
STTDB
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:33 am to
Your bulldog ate massive shite yesterday
Posted by bah humbug
Member since Nov 2011
1706 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:36 am to
Eat dog food twice a day and see if your shits match up.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53799 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Why do dogs take such massive shits?


This consumes my thoughts night and day.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11610 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:43 am to
My dog is about 15 pounds.. He takes about two and half Tiparillos twice a day. When I cut grass in the heat of the summer and I step in it...I gag like a MF.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34729 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:44 am to
It’s likely the worthless dog food you give him
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
54566 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:49 am to
my turds are generally 7.3 inches from top tip to bottom about 2 inches wide and lay three to five turds a trip.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68462 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:49 am to
Damn dude
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68462 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:49 am to
Your arse must hurt a lot
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
54566 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Your arse must hurt a lot
yea I probably need a stitch or two to repair the ole balloon knot.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120265 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 11:51 am to
My back patio is infested with skinks that shite everywhere.

The shits are surprisingly big for how small they are.

But they eat insects like crazy so they cool.

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