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Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:08 am
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:08 am
Animals don’t have to wipe and get clean breaks. We were robbed. Thanks, Eve.
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Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:11 am to AMac
You'd prefer to lick it like dogs and cats ?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:11 am to AMac
Hsp
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:13 am to PowerTool
Cheaper than toilet paper. What they are licking was food they ate anyway. And I have eaten butt before. No pics.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:29 am to PowerTool
If humans could lick themselves like dogs and cats no one would leave the house or be able to hold down a job. That kind of flexibility would be the end of humanity.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:33 am to AMac
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AMac
you on that sherm tonight.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:42 am to AMac
I don't know about all that. I have 5 month old kitten that farts everytime she stretches and it's a far worse smell than anything I've ever produced.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 2:03 am to Clames
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I don't know about all that. I have 5 month old kitten that farts everytime she stretches and it's a far worse smell than anything I've ever produced.
Smelly cat, Smelly cat...what are they feeding you?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 2:25 am to AMac
It is pretty weird to think that of all of the wondrous and beautiful things in the universe that God created, he intentionally made humans have to poo poo.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:09 am to shutterspeed
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of all of the wondrous and beautiful things in the universe that God created, he intentionally made humans have to poo poo
And put the sewage system right next to the playground.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:13 am to AMac
Real answer:
The last second modification where we stand completely upright gave us the deepest butt cracks in the animal kingdom, and never got out of Beta testing.
This and the fact that our offspring are useless for an obscene amount of time were the biggest source of jokes for the other animals, leading us to develop the weapons needed to kill and eat them.
The last second modification where we stand completely upright gave us the deepest butt cracks in the animal kingdom, and never got out of Beta testing.
This and the fact that our offspring are useless for an obscene amount of time were the biggest source of jokes for the other animals, leading us to develop the weapons needed to kill and eat them.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:32 am to AMac
I once drug my arse across the living room rug. Wife beat me with rolled newspaper.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:40 am to BHM
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I once drug my arse across the living room rug. Wife beat me with rolled newspaper.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:49 am to AMac
Try a little less enriched flour and sugar in your diet.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 4:14 am to AMac
Metamucil…game changer
Posted on 1/16/24 at 4:28 am to AMac
Imagine if they created food that was totally digestible and the only thing that ever went through your GI tract was a bit of water.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 4:43 am to POTUS2024
yes. Your God did this.
This post was edited on 1/16/24 at 4:44 am
Posted on 1/16/24 at 4:48 am to BabyTac
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Metamucil…game changer
Posted on 1/16/24 at 4:53 am to JW
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yes. Your God did this.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 4:54 am to AMac
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Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?
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