re: Why aren't $2 bills used?

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And why do we still make pennies?

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Cuz it sounds like penis

I actually use $2 bills for bets/tournaments or fantasy football payments. It’s real simple, they have them at the bank.

I use them all the time. I buy a few hundred at a time to keep for tipping.

Pro tip, ring a stack of deuces to Mexico to tip bartenders. It makes no sense but they’ll pass up someone tipping them $3 to get to the dude slinging $2s.

Clearly most of you aren't going to the titty bar enough.

There's always a slot for them at the titty bar.

I checked out a reference book from the parish library back in the early ‘70s and found a $2 bill tucked away in one of the last pages.
I’m guessing someone was using it for a bookmark and possibly left it for the next person. Figured it brought me good luck on the research paper I turned in so I kept it.
I still have it, series 1963. $2 value, priceless memory.

I use them for gifts to the kids.

I also get a stack of the Merry Christmas cash envelopes. For birthdays I scratch out Christmas and write Birthday.

Then they get a Merry Birthday cash envelope.

Works for any occasion. Merry Graduation,Merry Easter and so on.

I carry a shite ton of them in the center console as tips. People at Sonic or valets both think they're funny

And it's cheaper than me tipping a valet more

Pro tip

Use 2 dollar bills at strip clubs. Hoes think they are twentys.

Nobody uses cash at all anymore .