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re: Why are women so obsessed with dogs?

Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:01 pm to
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:01 pm to
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quote:
Because they secretly bang them at night


This is true of any single woman who has a dog over 50 pounds.




That's quite a testament to your relationship with your lab.
Posted by xiv
Parody. #AdminsRule
Member since Feb 2004
39508 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:27 pm to
Dogs are
A) innocent
B) really into their owners

Women are into that. Men are into it, too, but not as much.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12239 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:35 pm to
Because peanut butter.
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8347 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:35 pm to
To deflect from their whorish ways
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38229 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:37 pm to
Lol. Some chick finds a dog more interesting than you
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74581 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:40 pm to
Dogs are awesome, even my son’s mentally retarded 60 lb lab who thinks my recliner is big enough for me and her both.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:43 pm to
I think this is a stretch to say this is a "women only" thing.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73753 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:19 pm to
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If you haven't taken the dogpill yet in 2019... IT'S OVER.


It never even started, boyo.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48176 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:27 pm to
Dog people are weird AF.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:32 pm to
Because dogs are better than humans
Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
2872 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:35 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/7/22 at 6:49 am
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15176 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:36 pm to
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Because they secretly bang them at night 


This is true of any single woman who has a dog over 50 pounds.


Dude, you are a pervert....I am single, my dog weighs 70 pounds, she sleeps with me every night, and i can honestly say the thought of "fricking" her has never even crossed my mind. Just because YOU are projecting the bery probable fact that you are doing animals for lack of a willing partner (i get why) doesn't mean the rest of us are riding in your sick boat. You need some therapy.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:49 pm to
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Dude, you are a pervert.


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Just because YOU are projecting


quote:

You need some therapy.



First time on the OT?

Sadly these types of comments and worse are expected from these retards at this point. They pretty much all need therapy.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144668 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Why are women so obsessed with dogs?



Because a dog can lick an entire jar of peanut butter every single night.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 8:01 pm to
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Dude, you are a pervert....I am single, my dog weighs 70 pounds, she sleeps with me every night, and i can honestly say the thought of "fricking" her has never even crossed my mind. Just because YOU are projecting the bery probable fact that you are doing animals for lack of a willing partner (i get why) doesn't mean the rest of us are riding in your sick boat. You need some therapy.

LOL had time to post that between card games?
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 8:05 pm to
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They pretty much all need therapy.


Hey, frick you! I don't need it, I just enjoy paying for the company!
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38322 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

I think you meant to say Rescued Fur Baby.

Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51955 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 8:38 pm to
There are worse things to be obsessed with.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13572 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 8:54 pm to
Because their men can't obsess about dogs without crying.
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