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Why are women so obsessed with dogs?

Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:24 pm
Posted by LSUneaux
Metairie and MAGA AF
Member since Mar 2014
5047 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:24 pm
I love animals, but I can’t understand how women are so captivated by dogs, that their entire thought process of what they were previously doing goes out the window. They just can’t help but pet random dogs whenever they walk down the sidewalk. They can’t help but talk about their dog. Women are just so easily distracted by dogs it’s unbelievable. You’d think God just decided to place dogs on earth, and they’re newly found.
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:25 pm to
Because they secretly bang them at night
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:27 pm to
..first you get the dog..then you get the pussy..

Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
26018 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:27 pm to
I like dogs too
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:27 pm to
Motherly instinct, without having to deal with the whole pregnancy and child rearing components.
Posted by LSUBadger
Member since Jan 2014
2238 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:28 pm to
Because they leave it to men to be totally distracted by pussy











Cats
Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:29 pm to
If loving dogs makes you a woman just call me Caitlin Jenner
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:33 pm to
This is a woman thing? Because I love my dog to death and he’s the bestest boy.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30433 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:35 pm to
Because They like Getting Raw Dogged Duuuuuuh !!!!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:36 pm to
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Why are women so obsessed with dogs?

Bitches travel in packs.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Because they secretly bang them at night


This is true of any single woman who has a dog over 50 pounds.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:37 pm to
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Because They like Getting Raw Dogged Duuuuuuh !!!!


my dog's name is raw because raw dog is the best dog
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:47 pm to
I didn’t consider myself a dog person until I got my English bulldog puppy a few months ago . I love that little shite as if it were one of my children. I used to think people were crazy about how devastated they were after losing one of their dogs but now I totally get it. I am that crazy dog person now.
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2601 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:48 pm to
I think you meant to say Fur Baby.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73753 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:49 pm to
It's time you down "the dog pill."
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:51 pm to
If you haven't taken the dogpill yet in 2019... IT'S OVER.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:53 pm to
It’s a basic step to demonstrate their value as a mother to a potential mate
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:55 pm to
I’m a total dog douche. I’m nine years old when I’m around a dog. A good dog beats a human 92.8% of the time.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:58 pm to
Go back to the recruiting board

Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:00 pm to
Because dog loyal, loving and adorable, among other great things
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