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Why Are Boxes of Kleenex So Prominent in Old People’s Cars?
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:40 pm
Bibles being a second-runner up but seen most often accompanying tissue boxes.
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:44 pm to shutterspeed
maybe old people produce a lot of snot.... 
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:45 pm to shutterspeed
When you get old, shite don't work like it used to. Wait a few years and you'll know.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:46 pm to shutterspeed
old guys like to have a quick fap when they're stuck in traffic
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:46 pm to Spankum
I thought snot-nosed li’l punks produce the most snot. And they never seem to have tissues.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:47 pm to shutterspeed
That’s a nice looking Kleenex box
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:48 pm to DavidTheGnome
Thai silk.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:51 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
I thought snot-nosed li’l punks produce the most snot. And they never seem to have tissues.
That's why us old folks keep tissues in the car. It's not for us, it's for you whippersnappers to wipe your snotty noses after we tan your hides.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:52 pm to shutterspeed
Leakage, bitch.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:54 pm to shutterspeed
I have Kleenex in my car and I’m only 30.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:54 pm to shutterspeed
If I was old I'd be jerkin it my car outside of a dialysis center too. Watching all that old talk go in and out.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:56 pm to shutterspeed
Observances from a valet.
Do you guys take change and gum? Always wanted to ask.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 11:43 pm to Brosef Stalin
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old guys like to have a quick fap when they're stuck in traffic
And it's amazing how often you can get stuck in traffic down at the park by the jogging loop.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 12:08 am to shutterspeed
When they discard the kleenex pick it up and find out for yourself.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 7:33 am to shutterspeed
Why are boxes of kleenex so prominent in old people's everything?
Old people leak.
You know you're old when you start leaking.
Old people leak.
You know you're old when you start leaking.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 7:42 am to shutterspeed
I'm old (51) and I used rolls of paper towels. Kleenex can't handle the blast.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 7:50 am to shutterspeed
nm
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 7:53 am
Posted on 5/20/18 at 7:53 am to shutterspeed
I keep a box of Kleenex in my truck because both my kids have runny noses. I also keep a small trash bag in there so there won't be snot rags all over my truck. Apparently us old people are better prepared than you.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:45 am to shutterspeed
I keep one in my car because I got kids. Maybe lots of grandkids?
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:50 am to shutterspeed
I remember my meemaw and peepaw had a plastic Jesus on the dashboard
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