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re: Why Are Boxes of Kleenex So Prominent in Old People’s Cars?

Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:54 am to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:54 am to
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If I was old I'd be jerkin it my car outside of a dialysis center too. Watching all that old talk go in and out.



So you like obese black women with the beetus.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50032 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:54 am to
quote:

That’s a nice looking Kleenex box



I have seen better looking ones in the Quad.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:56 am to
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Why are boxes of kleenex so prominent in old people's everything?

Old people leak.
You know you're old when you start leaking.



I keep a roll of toilet paper. I leak from the other end.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20251 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:59 am to
Baby wipes bruh.

Gotta keep baby wipes for the emergency poop
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:02 am to
I keep fast food napkins in my glove box.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59576 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:03 am to
The depends can hold only so much shite
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:41 am to
They don’t like to blow their nose on their shirt sleeves, like you fist fist f—kers do
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:47 am to
quote:

plastic Jesus on the dashboard


I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:58 am to
Old peeps love these too.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73782 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 3:12 pm to
Atlases never let you down. Until new roads are built.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:14 pm to
Goin' 90 I ain't scary cause I got the Vigin Mary assuring me I won't go to hell
Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
Sparta
Member since May 2008
11951 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:17 pm to
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I thought snot-nosed li’l punks produce the most snot. And they never seem to have tissues.

Because they’re trashy and use their shirts, or the used Taco Bell napkins lying around. Not enough forethought to have something practical in their Prius.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
5977 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:48 pm to
Stuff leaking out of them....at both ends.
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8470 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:50 pm to
I'm old and I would never put a kleenex box or anything else on my dash. I do have a box of kleenex cubbyholed where my
8 track player used to be.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77704 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:51 pm to
We drool a fair amount, usually have some food on or about our chins, are not scared to blow our noses, (especially in public restaurants), but most of all we cry a LOT. Sometimes about our kids, grandkids, but most of all what you young morons are doing to OUR country.
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 7:46 pm to
Kleenex and pillows in the rear window is the way they roll...
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