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re: Why Are Boxes of Kleenex So Prominent in Old People’s Cars?
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:54 am to Bustedsack
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:54 am to Bustedsack
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If I was old I'd be jerkin it my car outside of a dialysis center too. Watching all that old talk go in and out.
So you like obese black women with the beetus.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:54 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
That’s a nice looking Kleenex box
I have seen better looking ones in the Quad.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:56 am to MBclass83
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Why are boxes of kleenex so prominent in old people's everything?
Old people leak.
You know you're old when you start leaking.
I keep a roll of toilet paper. I leak from the other end.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:59 am to shutterspeed
Baby wipes bruh.
Gotta keep baby wipes for the emergency poop
Gotta keep baby wipes for the emergency poop
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:02 am to shutterspeed
I keep fast food napkins in my glove box.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:03 am to shutterspeed
The depends can hold only so much shite 
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:41 am to FLBooGoTigs1
They don’t like to blow their nose on their shirt sleeves, like you fist fist f—kers do
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:47 am to L1C4
quote:
plastic Jesus on the dashboard
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:58 am to shutterspeed
Old peeps love these too.


Posted on 5/20/18 at 3:12 pm to momentoftruth87
Atlases never let you down. Until new roads are built.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:14 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Goin' 90 I ain't scary cause I got the Vigin Mary assuring me I won't go to hell
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:17 pm to shutterspeed
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I thought snot-nosed li’l punks produce the most snot. And they never seem to have tissues.
Because they’re trashy and use their shirts, or the used Taco Bell napkins lying around. Not enough forethought to have something practical in their Prius.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:48 pm to shutterspeed
Stuff leaking out of them....at both ends.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:50 pm to shutterspeed
I'm old and I would never put a kleenex box or anything else on my dash. I do have a box of kleenex cubbyholed where my
8 track player used to be.
8 track player used to be.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:51 pm to shutterspeed
We drool a fair amount, usually have some food on or about our chins, are not scared to blow our noses, (especially in public restaurants), but most of all we cry a LOT. Sometimes about our kids, grandkids, but most of all what you young morons are doing to OUR country.
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 5/20/18 at 7:46 pm to shutterspeed
Kleenex and pillows in the rear window is the way they roll...
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