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Who would win in a fight?
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:23 am
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:23 am
Hellen Keller jacked up on steroids with a sledgehammer, or a roomba with a chainsaw taped to it?
I'm going with the roomba taking an ankle biter technique and taking her legs out by raw accident.
I'm going with the roomba taking an ankle biter technique and taking her legs out by raw accident.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:32 am to Kodar
The Jews
Hellen with a tko. Feels the vibrations
Hellen with a tko. Feels the vibrations
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 1:33 am
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:35 am to Kodar
IDK but your mom just scored.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:35 am to Kodar
The roomba, probably. Assuming we could even get her to understand that she’s fighting a chainsaw roomba in the first place. Helen wouldn’t have any way of knowing where the roomba is. she’d have to feel for it, and hope she doesn’t feel the chainsaw.
Is the chainsaw positioned horizontally or vertically? If the blade is horizontal with the floor, Helen is in trouble. It’ll cut her at the ankles.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:37 am to Winston Cup
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Hellen with a tko. Feels the vibrations
Can Hellen Keller use echo location that well?
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:38 am to biglego
For clarification, she's on roids so it's possible she might just start slamming the ground repeatedly in a blind rage.
Pun intended.
Pun intended.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:41 am to Kodar
I guess there’s a chance that wildly swinging the hammer, she’ll luck up and hit the roomba.
How big of an area are we talking? In an enclosure or in a big house? Obstacles?
How big of an area are we talking? In an enclosure or in a big house? Obstacles?
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:43 am to biglego
Assume a standard living room. Also assume standard obstacles like a couch, coffee table, etc.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:45 am to Kodar
Well if she’s smart, she’ll stand on a table or couch and swing that hammer.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:46 am to biglego
This is assuming she doesn't just repeatedly bash her shins against said coffee table, trip over it, or just say frick it all because of roid rage however.
Solid point though. How sound of mind would a roided up Keller be?
Solid point though. How sound of mind would a roided up Keller be?
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:50 am to Kodar
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How sound of mind would a roided up Keller be?
I like to think she’d smash like the hulk
Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:56 am to biglego
Exactly what I'm thinking
I see the Roomba unintentionally taking the stealth approach under the coffee table to get to Keller who is currently going full Hulk smash on anything within range.
I see the Roomba unintentionally taking the stealth approach under the coffee table to get to Keller who is currently going full Hulk smash on anything within range.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 3:25 am to Kodar
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Can Hellen Keller use echo location that well?
If she stays very stihl
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:20 am to Kodar
Tough call
I think the roomba has tremendous advantage with a chainsaw and height
I think the roomba has tremendous advantage with a chainsaw and height
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:23 am to Kodar
The bad thing is she obviously can’t hear or see what’s coming so that’s just rough. The chainsaw will be doing work. Maybe it’ll jam up somewhere or she can get to stable high ground.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:54 am to Kodar
I dunno. But this thread delivers. Definitely a prime late night/early morning weekend thread.
Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:56 am to biglego
Keller wins.
She was blind and not deaf. Huge advantage for her. Roomba would need ninja quiet motor, belt and brushes in order to win. She could avoid it until it's battery died
She was blind and not deaf. Huge advantage for her. Roomba would need ninja quiet motor, belt and brushes in order to win. She could avoid it until it's battery died
Posted on 2/24/18 at 7:08 am to Kodar
If the roomba doesn't take her out within two minutes, Keller wins. The roomba might nick her once, but then she'd realize what's going on and would hammer smash it from the vibrations.
Don't sell HK short baw
Don't sell HK short baw
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 7:10 am
Posted on 2/24/18 at 7:39 am to beauchristopher
Can’t see or hear the roomba? That’s tough. Advantage robot.
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