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Who would win in a fight?

Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:23 am
Posted by Kodar
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:23 am
Hellen Keller jacked up on steroids with a sledgehammer, or a roomba with a chainsaw taped to it?

I'm going with the roomba taking an ankle biter technique and taking her legs out by raw accident.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:32 am to
The Jews

Hellen with a tko. Feels the vibrations
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 1:33 am
Posted by tigerbutt
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:35 am to
IDK but your mom just scored.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:35 am to


The roomba, probably. Assuming we could even get her to understand that she’s fighting a chainsaw roomba in the first place. Helen wouldn’t have any way of knowing where the roomba is. she’d have to feel for it, and hope she doesn’t feel the chainsaw.

Is the chainsaw positioned horizontally or vertically? If the blade is horizontal with the floor, Helen is in trouble. It’ll cut her at the ankles.
Posted by Kodar
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:37 am to
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Hellen with a tko. Feels the vibrations

Can Hellen Keller use echo location that well?
Posted by Kodar
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:38 am to
For clarification, she's on roids so it's possible she might just start slamming the ground repeatedly in a blind rage.




Pun intended.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:41 am to
I guess there’s a chance that wildly swinging the hammer, she’ll luck up and hit the roomba.

How big of an area are we talking? In an enclosure or in a big house? Obstacles?
Posted by Kodar
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:43 am to
Assume a standard living room. Also assume standard obstacles like a couch, coffee table, etc.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:45 am to
Well if she’s smart, she’ll stand on a table or couch and swing that hammer.
Posted by Kodar
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:46 am to
This is assuming she doesn't just repeatedly bash her shins against said coffee table, trip over it, or just say frick it all because of roid rage however.

Solid point though. How sound of mind would a roided up Keller be?
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:50 am to
quote:

How sound of mind would a roided up Keller be?


I like to think she’d smash like the hulk
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 1:56 am to
Exactly what I'm thinking
I see the Roomba unintentionally taking the stealth approach under the coffee table to get to Keller who is currently going full Hulk smash on anything within range.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 3:25 am to
quote:

Can Hellen Keller use echo location that well?



If she stays very stihl
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:20 am to
Tough call

I think the roomba has tremendous advantage with a chainsaw and height
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:23 am to
The bad thing is she obviously can’t hear or see what’s coming so that’s just rough. The chainsaw will be doing work. Maybe it’ll jam up somewhere or she can get to stable high ground.
Posted by Methuselah
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:54 am to
I dunno. But this thread delivers. Definitely a prime late night/early morning weekend thread.
Posted by Beessnax
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:56 am to
Keller wins.

She was blind and not deaf. Huge advantage for her. Roomba would need ninja quiet motor, belt and brushes in order to win. She could avoid it until it's battery died
Posted by marcus3000
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 7:08 am to
If the roomba doesn't take her out within two minutes, Keller wins. The roomba might nick her once, but then she'd realize what's going on and would hammer smash it from the vibrations.

Don't sell HK short baw
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 7:10 am
Posted by marcus3000
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 7:11 am to
She was blind/deaf:

LINK
Posted by TheDeathValley
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 7:39 am to
Can’t see or hear the roomba? That’s tough. Advantage robot.
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