re: Who would win in a fight?

Roomba gets stuck behind the sofa. Keller feels the vibrations and hammers it

I fully understand this question! Walk into the room and rhoomba comes straight in for the attack! Do they build these with artificial intelligence? So they can learn to kick your a$$?

If Keller has Eddie Aliano ("best cut man in the business" / "the clot") in her corner I'm going to have to go with Helen. The smarter Keller will rope-a-dope the Roomba using the floor lamp and chairs as obstacles which she has practiced in the gym...along a quick reaction training. The second she feels the Roomba touch skin she dances to the side, minimizes contact, Aliano is the master at closing cuts and keeping them closed. . The Roomba advertises a one hour run time but the added weight of the Poulan and whatever other bulk was added to move up to Keller's weight class greatly reduces the roomba's endurance. The fight is a 15 rounder, Keller's quick reflexes and Aliano's cut management keep blood loss to a minimum, the Roomba begins to fade in the 13th, low on charge and helpless on the baseboards, Keller lands a single shot to the choke/carb assembly stopping the Roomba dead in its tracks, motionless, the Poulan drops its chain, the ref jumps in, waves Keller off, and stops it just past the halfway mark of the 13th.

Bump for the late afternoon/evening crowd.

Heck of a thread and great imagination to come up with that scenario