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Who remembers their temperature checked anally?

Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:28 am
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:28 am
Parents sticking a Mercury thermometer up in there. Do people even do that anymore now that we have high tech thermometers?
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 7:30 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:30 am to
You miss it?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:30 am to
At first I was thinking "why would you have your temperature checked yearly?" and then I was like "Ohhhhhh... ew"
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:32 am to
the question is did they have separate thermometers for each orifice? and how did they know which was which>?
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:36 am to
That's not normal.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59453 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:36 am to
Samesies
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:36 am to
quote:

At first I was thinking "why would you have your temperature checked yearly?" and then I was like "Ohhhhhh... ew"
Me too, bro.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:39 am to
quote:

Who remembers their temperature checked anally?


Think you're thinking "rectally."

And no...my mouth worked just fine. Even way back in the early 1970's...
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12438 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:42 am to
Red tip rectal, blue tip oral
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Red tip rectal, blue tip oral


sounds like some kind of code for sex.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18344 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:44 am to
I thought I felt a little warm last night and had my wife check mine just like mom did when I was a child.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15186 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:45 am to
Yep....my Mother was a Nurse and I remember her screaming at me to quit moving before I broke it off in my butt....which could be an issue of the mercury...not to mention the glass!!! It is crazy to think about that now....
And yes, each orifice had it own color on the distal end so you didn't mix them up! Gross!
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 7:47 am
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21045 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:47 am to
Is this like penis inspection day in third grade?
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18466 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:49 am to
quote:

the question is did they have separate thermometers for each orifice? and how did they know which was which>?



The taste.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:49 am to
quote:

And yes, each orifice had it own color on the distal end so you didn't mix them up! Gross!



but, what about the poor family who could only afford one?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:00 am to
quote:

and how did they know which was which

Oral thermometer bulb was long and skinny or pear shaped.

Rectal thermometer bulb was round, short and fat.

Also, I think they were colored differently, as was mentioned above, but I didn't read.
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 8:02 am
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:00 am to
quote:

And no...my mouth worked just fine. Even way back in the early 1970's...

So whose temperature were you checking with your mouth?
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:02 am to
quote:

but, what about the poor family who could only afford one?


Each family had only one. Nobody gave a shite back then.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:04 am to
I think my folks used one of those ear thermometers
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:05 am to
We had this coach that said he could actually feel when the temp was high. He would check the little girl's temp rectally (I think) with his finger. .... both holes are close enough to be the same temp huh???
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