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Who remembers their temperature checked anally?
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:28 am
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:28 am
Parents sticking a Mercury thermometer up in there. Do people even do that anymore now that we have high tech thermometers?
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 7:30 am
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:30 am to LSUTANGERINE
At first I was thinking "why would you have your temperature checked yearly?" and then I was like "Ohhhhhh... ew"
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:32 am to LSUTANGERINE
the question is did they have separate thermometers for each orifice? and how did they know which was which>?
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:36 am to terd ferguson
quote:Me too, bro.
At first I was thinking "why would you have your temperature checked yearly?" and then I was like "Ohhhhhh... ew"
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:39 am to LSUTANGERINE
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Who remembers their temperature checked anally?
Think you're thinking "rectally."
And no...my mouth worked just fine. Even way back in the early 1970's...
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:42 am to MorbidTheClown
Red tip rectal, blue tip oral
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:43 am to Jizzy08
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Red tip rectal, blue tip oral
sounds like some kind of code for sex.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:44 am to LSUTANGERINE
I thought I felt a little warm last night and had my wife check mine just like mom did when I was a child. 
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:45 am to LSUTANGERINE
Yep....my Mother was a Nurse and I remember her screaming at me to quit moving before I broke it off in my butt....which could be an issue of the mercury...not to mention the glass!!! It is crazy to think about that now....
And yes, each orifice had it own color on the distal end so you didn't mix them up! Gross!
And yes, each orifice had it own color on the distal end so you didn't mix them up! Gross!
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 7:47 am
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:47 am to LSUTANGERINE
Is this like penis inspection day in third grade?
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:49 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:
the question is did they have separate thermometers for each orifice? and how did they know which was which>?
The taste.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:49 am to Tigahs24Seven
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And yes, each orifice had it own color on the distal end so you didn't mix them up! Gross!
but, what about the poor family who could only afford one?
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:00 am to MorbidTheClown
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and how did they know which was which
Oral thermometer bulb was long and skinny or pear shaped.
Rectal thermometer bulb was round, short and fat.
Also, I think they were colored differently, as was mentioned above, but I didn't read.
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 8:02 am
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:00 am to GeauxTigerTM
quote:
And no...my mouth worked just fine. Even way back in the early 1970's...
So whose temperature were you checking with your mouth?
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:02 am to MorbidTheClown
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but, what about the poor family who could only afford one?
Each family had only one. Nobody gave a shite back then.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:04 am to LSUTANGERINE
I think my folks used one of those ear thermometers

Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:05 am to LSUTANGERINE
We had this coach that said he could actually feel when the temp was high. He would check the little girl's temp rectally (I think) with his finger. .... both holes are close enough to be the same temp huh???
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