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re: Who remembers their temperature checked anally?

Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:06 am to
Posted by Redbone
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:06 am to
Parents could tell the difference by smelling the thermometer.
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 8:07 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:34 am to
I remember when I was really young my grandmother used a rectal thermometer on us. This would have been in the early to mid-70's. Guess I was about 5 or 6 when she decided I was old enough for an oral thermometer.

As for nowadays, when my first was born back in 2001 my wife got a digital thermometer but she'd check his temp rectally for at least the first few years. By the time our second was born in 2008, she had one of those you check in their ear. But I remember her saying she never really trusted its results.
Posted by TygerDurden
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:53 am to
This board absolutely never fails to entertain.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 9:03 am to
Let's step it up people. I'm having a helluva time trying to fap to this thread.
Posted by SSpaniel
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 9:08 am to
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I remember when I was really young my grandmother used a rectal thermometer on us.


My grandmother used to check mine under my arm. Then if I had a fever, she'd double check it... and not orally.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 9:09 am to
I still check mine anally. But with a huge black dildo.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 9:22 am to
just the tip, just for a sec, just to check your temperature.
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 9:26 am to
quote]just the tip, just for a sec, just to check your temperature. [/quote]

but is it really considered checking if you only stick the tip in?[
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 9:59 am to
when my wife and I play nurse/war torn soldier she always takes my temperature anally.

By taking temperature anally, I mean she peggs me with a BBC dildo
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:19 pm to
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Parents sticking a Mercury thermometer up in there. Do people even do that anymore now that we have high tech thermometers?



If you remember that, I'm going to assume you also breast fed until you were 13 and leads me to my question. Awkward?
Posted by Redbone
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/27/15 at 2:57 am to
quote:

I still check mine anally. But with a huge black dildo.


Mud checking and temp checking is 2 different things. .... Maybe you could tape a thermometer to da dildo and do both at da same time!!! Meybe add in a little. Just a thought.
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