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re: Who here honestly wants to win the powerball tonight?

Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by TechDawg2007
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:54 pm to
This would be me


Posted by CE Tiger
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:57 pm to
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Everyone here who says they want to win would change their mind if they actually did. Would you want to give up everything you have now including any good relationships you have with family and friends? All that would change even if you didn't want it to. You'd have to hire bodyguards, worry about your children's safety, deal constantly with people wanting your money. Not worth it to me.



i dont get this. i can't name a single big jackpot winner. athletes/actors dont have their children with secret service watching them every second. live in a nice area with other rich arse people and blend in, not like im gonna bling out my yeti tumbler in 24k gold showing off my riches. an intelligent well balanced person can easily live a great life after winning a jackpot.
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:58 pm to
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Buy yourself a new identity after you win. Change your name, and I believe you can even change your SSN if you are that concerned. There's other things you can do.


Screw that. If Justin Bieber and the Kardashians can handle 50+ million more or less overnight plus the instant fame without getting kidnapped or doing something fatally stupid, I think I can manage it somehow
Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:01 pm to
Well I don't want to live the life of a Justin Bieber or Kardashians



And I never said I wouldn't want to win a powerball jackpot but I would not want to win THIS one.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:02 pm to
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an intelligent well balanced person can easily live a great life after winning a jackpot.


Maybe that's why so many previous winners have experienced problems. Most of the folks buying lottery tickets don't qualify as intelligent or well balanced.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:05 pm to
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And I never said I wouldn't want to win a powerball jackpot but I would not want to win THIS one.


And your logic is silly. If you "only" won, say, 25 million, your eighth cousins and girlfriend from fifth grade would still be coming out of the woodwork.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:07 pm to
I'm sure all the women would love me then...
Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:07 pm to
You're right .. Just give me the five numbers without the powerball

Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:07 pm to
Somebody over 50 would spend it the "best". Like a 60 year old grandma who is already successful and well-adjusted could improve a lot of lives. Whereas your typical OT baller would just use it as a coke and hookers supplement to his even-greater income.
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:09 pm to
Wtf are you talking about there's a ton of people who are worth over $500 million and are tremendously happy and secure.

Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:12 pm to
But it's differnet if you earn it instead of winning it

Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:12 pm to
You guys are huge pussies I swear to god - it must suck to not believe in your ability to adequately manage $500 million and enjoy an amazing life for you and your close family / kids. Sorry that LeBron James apparently has a higher IQ than you do.
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 3:13 pm
Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:13 pm to
Oh I can manage it but would rather not but up with all the BS associated with winning this powerball jack pot
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:15 pm to
It would be a blast - I can't understand how anybody would feel differently.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32051 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:44 pm to
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And I don't even make 100k


Sorry you're poor, baw
Posted by unbeWEAVEable
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:46 pm to
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It would be a blast - I can't understand how anybody would feel differently.


Sure, until everyone you've ever known starts asking for a handout...

Or one of your friends wife gets sick and needs money for medical bills, then hates you when you don't pay...

Or your friend who's been trying to start his own business for years asks for you to invest...

You help out one of these people, everyone is going to expect the same treatment. I'll tell you this. If I win, I'll be out of the state in 3 days.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
41087 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:48 pm to
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ability to adequately manage $500 million and


More like half that.


~254 million after fed and state taxes.

I've said it before, but these threads really highlight how lotto winners go broke with the fricking quickness.

People are dreaming about winning 254 million and their stated plans are to spend like they won a billion.

shite, I just did some rough calculations and if my office pool hits and we don't split with any other winners, we would each get about 11 million after taxes. That's a lot of fricking money. It's also a long way from frick you money. I'm in my mid 20's. 11 million isn't going to last 70 years without serious restraint and sound management. If we won and I went out and bought everything I've ever dreamed of (vehicles, property across the country/globe, baller level season tickets for all of my teams, etc.) I'd be broke in less than 3 years. My net worth would still be high with all the property, but the cash reserves would be tapped.


The rich and famous and titans of industry who ball out of control their whole lives are able to do so because they generate this kind of income consistently over a long period of time. They don't hit big once and retire.

Say you go ahead and get a 3% rate of return on the 254M principal and you only live off the interest (and you don't give a dime to any family/friends/charitable causes). That's about 6.5 million a year after taxes. You now how much property taxes and insurance on millions of dollars worth of property across the globe would be? That's not even accounting for all the upkeep and maintenance and other various expenses that come with remotely managing several 6 figure properties. You'll still have the principal, so you will still be stupid rich, but stupid rich people more often than not spend money like they are stupid rich. Good luck resisting buying that mega yacht, or that G6, or that million dollar Ferrari when you know you have hundreds of millions in the bank. Eventually, like every single lotto winner before you, you will start to tap into that principal. You'll inevitably want to buy access to people, things, clubs, etc that a few million a year in disposable income doesn't buy.


TL;DR: People in these threads act like acquiring 254M one time means that they can live the billionaire life.
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86170 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

You guys are huge pussies I swear to god - it must suck to not believe in your ability to adequately manage $500 million and enjoy an amazing life for you and your close family / kids. Sorry that LeBron James apparently has a higher IQ than you do.


Wait , What?

I'd do fine. I bought tickets for sure. I run a business, have a family and already made my bones.I'm past the self-destructive danger-zone. At not real impressed or moved by money. I'm just speculating on the type of person likely to "use" the money most constructively. I'm an established guy, I've made my bones, I'd no exactly what to do. I'm talking about the vast Kardashian Armies that would squander the shite out of it and wonder wtf happened in 10 years.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:49 pm to
LOL
I fcking love the OT
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 3:52 pm to
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shite, I just did some rough calculations and if my office pool hits and we don't split with any other winners, we would each get about 11 million after taxes. That's a lot of fricking money. It's also a long way from frick you money


11 million net is absolutely frick you money.
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