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re: Who built the pyramids?

Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:22 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:22 am to
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Ever hear of Joseph?


The major pyramids were built before Joseph
Posted by jcaz
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:22 am to
Humans with some ancient advanced tech we don’t know about. There’s just no way to move that many stones that heavy that far. And so damn precise.

But also maybe aliens helped
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:29 am to
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 And so damn precise
Its not that precise. There are errors. The facade didn't have expansion joints so most of it has crumbled off the great pyramid. One built later and nearby had joints and has retained much more of its outer facade. You'd think aliens would know about expansion joints.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:32 am to
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Do a lot of carbon dating yourself?

He's not wrong. Jews didn't exist when the pyramids were built, and slave labor wasn't used to build them. But, it hasn't stopped many of you from falsely claiming you did, especially when speaking to black people.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:35 am to
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Graham Hancock
Is a fricking grifter.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:37 am to
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Some theorize they were built to hold wheat during the 7 year famine...again supporting Joseph theory...
Terrible hypotheses. There is very little storage area in the pyramids and I have been in quite a few.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:38 am to
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There is very little storage area in the pyramids and I have been in quite a few.


Hence the famine
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:43 am to
Posted by kcpizzle
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 8:51 am to
we wuz kangz.......
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:02 am to
Nephilim my man... Nephilim.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:05 am to
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Better question is who built the Moon?
Someone who was a big fan of barbecue spare ribs.
Posted by Beef Supreme
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:12 am to
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Better question is who built the Moon?


A pilgrim.
Posted by SantaFe
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:26 am to
Someone calculated that Great Pyramid was built in 20 years and based on the number of stone blocks used to build it, a stone would have to be placed in position in less than a minute.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:27 am to
Randall Pink Floyd
Posted by oogabooga68
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:28 am to
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But, it hasn't stopped many of you from falsely claiming you did, especially when speaking to black people


You mean the same black people that falsely claim to have invented everything under the sun?

Yep, we need to be more Historically accurate when talking to black folk....
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:32 am to
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Someone calculated that Great Pyramid was built in 20 years and based on the number of stone blocks used to build it, a stone would have to be placed in position in less than a minute.



Most folks don't realize that the base is a mirror image of the pyramid projecting towards the center of the earth....

Total weight?

Heavy.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:45 am to
Joseph was way after they were already there.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:50 am to
Must be the Palestinians because all I’ve heard over the last couple of weeks is that they are the actual natives of that land.
Posted by YungBuck
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Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:56 am to
How is he a grifter? Because he proposes an alternative thought to what archeologists want us to believe?

You act like moving 2.3 million stone blocks averaging 2.5 to 15 tons over many miles with no roads using pulleys and rolling it is plausible

The shear weight of each block is immense and would take a few decades to potentially construct and this does not take into account how they cut the stones and then lined them up perfect to true north, along with them being aligned to where you cannot fit a razor blade between it.

I'll take Hancock's theory over the archeologist's everyday because there is no way a reasonable person believes it after looking at all of the evidence
Posted by Centinel
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Member since Sep 2016
43342 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 9:57 am to
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YungBuck


You need some William of Ockham in your life son.

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