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re: Which side of the bed do you sleep?

Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:18 am to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:18 am to
Right is right, left is wrong!
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:57 am to
When facing the bed I am on the left. It's the closest to the bathroom.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35383 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 10:01 am to
Everybody sleeping close to the door like that’s gonna make much of a difference if someone gets all the way through the door before you’re out of bed

My pistol can reach the extra 4 feet


I sleep on the couch most of the time tho
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 10:01 am
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:17 pm to
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So if somebody comes through the window you're just ok with her getting axe murdered?



Yes
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:24 pm to
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Don’t men always sleep on the side that’s closest to the door? I sleep on the left.


This
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:27 pm to
Closest to the door.

When I was a younger man.

Usually because I'd have a choice of door or window to hop out of in case her hubby came home. Always pays to scope out the house a little once your inside.

When I was at my own place, door again, because I have a dog and it was just easier to have her scramble over me then drunkenly stumble to let her out.

Nowadays it's just because it's easier when the kids wake up at night to wake me up.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:30 pm to
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Don’t men always sleep on the side that’s closest to the door?

That’s the rule
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 3:46 pm to
Dead arse center! Or closest to the door if a woman is in bed with me.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:12 pm to
The left, which is not closest to the door.

The door to the bathroom and to the rest of the house are in the same wall (the right).

There’s a relatively low chance if someone breaking in to our house and there’s a 100% chance my wife will get up in the middle of the night.

I sleep all night with no bathroom needs.

Happy wife.

Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:12 pm to
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Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:13 pm to
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Don’t men always sleep on the side that’s closest to the door? I sleep on the left.


Seems pointless.

In any case, I have a balcony door, a bathroom door, and a hallway door in my bedroom. I'd have to sleep sideways at the end of the bed to be closest to the door.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:31 pm to
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It's not hard.


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