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re: Which side of the bed do you sleep?

Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:56 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19820 posts
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

For as long as we’ve been married (22 years) my wife has a rule that I always sleep on whichever side of the bed is closest to the door. Here at home that means I sleep on the right side. It can change when we travel of course.

But now that I say that, her side of the bed at our camper is closest to the door.






My wife always sleeps closest to the door but she also drives most of the time so I can surf Tiger droppings for I-10 closings.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8084 posts
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

Is that looking at it from the front or back?


Laying in it
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4442 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 12:27 am to
The one closest to the bathroom.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:36 am to
The side nearest the door, like a husband should
Posted by sumbodyorsum1
Member since May 2019
1606 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:37 am to
if you are in it?

if so, the left..

Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51607 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 4:43 am to
The side my wife tells me to.

“Yes, dear”
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 5:12 am to
quote:

Driver side.
This, an American car version.

When we are not at home then it’s oddly random.

She never notices or asks for a certain side, I’ll take the best strategic side.

I do enjoy when incursions happen.

I’ll admit I might sometimes be responsible for them.
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
4130 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 5:22 am to
I sleep on the drivers side.
Posted by vegas-tiger
NV desert
Member since Dec 2003
2109 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 5:32 am to
Dry side.
Posted by Dunder Mifflin
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2009
696 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 5:50 am to
The couch side.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:12 am to
The side labeled Your Mom.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7203 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:55 am to
quote:

Whichever is nearer the door, just in case someone breaks in.


Bedroom has multiple entry points, so I sleep on the side with the more likely path upon a break in.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37469 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 6:59 am to
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Don’t men always sleep on the side that’s closest to the door? I sleep on the left.
What if you have 2 doors? I sleep on the left.

ETA: left if you're standing at the foot of the bed looking at the bed.
This post was edited on 8/27/19 at 7:03 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45531 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 8:31 am to
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The side nearest the door, like a husband should


So if somebody comes through the window you're just ok with her getting axe murdered?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Whichever is nearer the door, just in case someone breaks in.



This.

Wherever we are sleeping, I'm always closest to the door.
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3724 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 8:49 am to
The side farthest from the bathroom. Wife gets up to pee all night.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19067 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Whichever is nearer the door
Posted by PawnMaster
Down Yonder
Member since Nov 2014
1673 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:04 am to
If she ever let me sleep in the bed, I would sleep on the left, closest side to the door. But for now, it's the couch.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
23228 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:12 am to

I slept on the right side for years then after my wife had to sleep in a gotdamn wind tunnel and moved to the living room, I've taken up to sleeping on the left to be closer to the nightstand.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13575 posts
Posted on 8/27/19 at 9:15 am to
Changes depending on what room we’re in. Right side now. It was left when we used our upstairs bedroom.
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