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re: Which scenario would be more embarassing for you?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:13 am to Cosmo
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:13 am to Cosmo
This isn't a regular occurance?
I want everyone to keep in mind who the fricking silverback is. I am the alpha, and you better stay in line.
Every once in a while some young punk will try to challenge that. I just get a raging hard on and walk around the office for a while. The display of pure testosterone submits them with the quickness.
Then I bang the receptionist on the conference room table
I want everyone to keep in mind who the fricking silverback is. I am the alpha, and you better stay in line.
Every once in a while some young punk will try to challenge that. I just get a raging hard on and walk around the office for a while. The display of pure testosterone submits them with the quickness.
Then I bang the receptionist on the conference room table
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:17 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Trying too hard
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:17 am to Cosmo
I'm proud of my boner, so shite my pants at work would be more embarrassing. Give the ladies what they want
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:19 am to Pectus
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One of those would get you fired.
does camel toe or hard nipples get women fired?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:28 am to Cosmo
shite my pants. Everyone will do it at least once at an inopportune time.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 9:31 am
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:30 am to Cosmo
I'm not too familiar with embarrassment but if I shite myself and had a boner all day that would just be miserable.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:30 am to 995webmaster
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I mean really, how does an adult crap his pants?
You'll get it one day. Got one of those squeakers that you can comfortably let out, and then a couple of Pellis's accompany it? If not, it's going to happen.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 9:32 am
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:32 am to stout
I told you I don't put up with no shite
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:33 am to OMLandshark
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shite my pants. Everyone will do it at least once at an inopportune time.
I just don't get this. Yall act like its a badge of honor or something. I never really took pride in not doing so but I may start after this thread.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:34 am to Cosmo
I've never shite my pants as an adult.
I have come very close though. I'd rather deal with the pain than let it loose.
Is this like involuntary? Or are y'all just can't handle the pains?
I have come very close though. I'd rather deal with the pain than let it loose.
Is this like involuntary? Or are y'all just can't handle the pains?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:35 am to Topwater Trout
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I just don't get this. Yall act like its a badge of honor or something. I never really took pride in not doing so but I may start after this thread.
My thought process is that whether people know it or not, it happens at least once in an adults life. If you have a raging erection all day though, people will really wonder if you're just fricked in the head. And 8 hour boner is just ridiculous.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:35 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Youve never sharted a bit? Sometimes those farts can be tricky.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:36 am to Cosmo
Boner. Shitting your pants at work has to be awful.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:37 am to Cosmo
I've sharted, i don't consider that shitting my pants though? Are we counting those now?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:39 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Is this like involuntary? Or are y'all just can't handle the pains?
The time I did it, I let out a fart and some pellets came flying out with it. Couldn't believe it. Just went to the bathroom, wiped, disposed of the boxers, and kept partying. Last Christmas my family and I got drunk (males), and each admitted that the time came with a ridiculous shart.
Uncle shite his pants walking into a board meeting, he whispers in his dad's ear that he needs to leave because of it, and then his dad starts laughing uncontrollably and tells the entire board in front of his son.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:39 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Is this like involuntary? Or are y'all just can't handle the pains?
lol like anyone would choose crapped pants over the pain. Of course it's involuntary.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:40 am to OMLandshark
One of my good friends (bama fan) has one of the funniest stories about shitting himself I have ever heard.
I was playing Kiva Dunes one day and heard some other bama fans on the range talking about a friend who had shite himself the night before and I said "do all bama fans shite themselves"? They looked at me like they wanted to kill me
Yes I had an LSU hat on.
I was playing Kiva Dunes one day and heard some other bama fans on the range talking about a friend who had shite himself the night before and I said "do all bama fans shite themselves"? They looked at me like they wanted to kill me
Yes I had an LSU hat on.Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:42 am to Topwater Trout
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does camel toe or hard nipples get women fired?
Nope, but this will get you fired. Trust me.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:43 am to eScott
dude needs to manscape
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:44 am to Cosmo
Thought rebeloke was back for a second.
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