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Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to slutiger5
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B. "dont act like youre not impressed."
ITS JUST THE PLEATS
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to stout
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Every male has shite their pants at least once in their adult life
Um no.
I have came really close but I have never actually shite myself.
Maybe you need some Oops I Crapped my Pants?
Is sharting and shitting your pants the same? I shart every couple months, but true shitting, ive been lucky.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to slutiger5
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I shart every couple months
You might want to get that looked at.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to slutiger5
Once at Voodoo Fest I trusted a drunk fart and exploded diarrhea all over my pants. Was too drunk to really care, went to portajohn, wiped it up, threw away my boxers, and partied on Garth.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to 995webmaster
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I mean really, how does an adult crap his pants?
Do you even IBS, bro?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to Cosmo
I'd shite myself if I got the day off for it.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to TheCaterpillar
I havent sharted in like 5 years, Im overdue.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:05 am to Cosmo
I imagine some of the older guys would love to have a boner at any point in time.
I'd have to go with A myself, because you can always go with the boner tuck to hide that mofo.
I'd have to go with A myself, because you can always go with the boner tuck to hide that mofo.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:05 am to slutiger5
Every couple months? God damn son

Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:05 am to Cosmo
I'll never forget the last time I shite my pants. Right at the entrance to my neighborhood.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:06 am to stout
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You might want to get that looked at.
Cheap beer causes it everytime, or jalapenos.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:06 am to Cosmo
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Have a raging boner all day. You have to stay at work all day. The bitches at work are taking pics
Don't act like you're not impressed.
ETA: Damn, someone beat me to it.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 9:08 am
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:06 am to Cosmo
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shite your pants at work. Everybody knows you shite your pants. But you get to go home and get rest of day off.
I can hide my boner under my desk
Don't act like your not impressed...
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:07 am to Cosmo
One of those would get you fired.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:07 am to hendersonshands
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I'll never forget the last time I shite my pants. Right at the entrance to my neighborhood.
well they say most accidents happen close to home...
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:08 am to Pectus
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One of those would get you fired
or laid
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:08 am to Pectus
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One of those would get you fired.
the boner?
Its a naturally occurring thing. I would sue the frick out of my company if they fired me for that. That's like firing* a breastfeeding mother because her tits are leaking through her shirt.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:09 am to TheCaterpillar
One time in college I was on a heater at a roulette table and didn't want to leave but had to piss SO BAD. I was retardedly drunk and realized I had just pissed myself...badly.
Won some cash though
Won some cash though
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