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re: Which scenario would be more embarassing for you?

Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to
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shite your pants at work


and it's not even close.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to
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B. "dont act like youre not impressed."


ITS JUST THE PLEATS

Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to
I've done 2 so 1
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
12296 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:02 am to
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Every male has shite their pants at least once in their adult life




Um no.

I have came really close but I have never actually shite myself.

Maybe you need some Oops I Crapped my Pants?


Is sharting and shitting your pants the same? I shart every couple months, but true shitting, ive been lucky.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
181925 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to
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I shart every couple months



You might want to get that looked at.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to
Once at Voodoo Fest I trusted a drunk fart and exploded diarrhea all over my pants. Was too drunk to really care, went to portajohn, wiped it up, threw away my boxers, and partied on Garth.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to
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I mean really, how does an adult crap his pants?


Do you even IBS, bro?
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to
I'd shite myself if I got the day off for it.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131408 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:04 am to
I havent sharted in like 5 years, Im overdue.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59301 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:05 am to
I imagine some of the older guys would love to have a boner at any point in time.


I'd have to go with A myself, because you can always go with the boner tuck to hide that mofo.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85494 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:05 am to
Every couple months? God damn son

Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:05 am to
I'll never forget the last time I shite my pants. Right at the entrance to my neighborhood.
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
12296 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:06 am to
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You might want to get that looked at.


Cheap beer causes it everytime, or jalapenos.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:06 am to
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Have a raging boner all day. You have to stay at work all day. The bitches at work are taking pics


Don't act like you're not impressed.

ETA: Damn, someone beat me to it.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 9:08 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70374 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:06 am to
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shite your pants at work. Everybody knows you shite your pants. But you get to go home and get rest of day off.



I can hide my boner under my desk
Don't act like your not impressed...
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:07 am to
One of those would get you fired.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:07 am to
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I'll never forget the last time I shite my pants. Right at the entrance to my neighborhood.


well they say most accidents happen close to home...
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:08 am to
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One of those would get you fired


or laid
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:08 am to
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One of those would get you fired.




the boner?

Its a naturally occurring thing. I would sue the frick out of my company if they fired me for that. That's like firing* a breastfeeding mother because her tits are leaking through her shirt.



This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 9:10 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 9:09 am to
One time in college I was on a heater at a roulette table and didn't want to leave but had to piss SO BAD. I was retardedly drunk and realized I had just pissed myself...badly.

Won some cash though
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