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Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:40 am to CaptainsWafer
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Exclamation point fan!
Wonder if she got an application from Jake Jarmel?
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:41 am to 08Tiger
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Picky for a 5
This is something women struggle with.
3,800 men see a desperate five and say, I’ll have sex with that. Then she thinks she’s a 10 that deserves a unicorn man.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:50 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:55 am to mmonro3
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Plenty of guys are interested in obtaining citizenship!
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:04 am to dgnx6
Somebody that has already had a vasectomy needs to marry her up just for the keks.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:07 am to Hangover Haven
She's also looking for a lefty...hint, that lefty dude is either into dudes or thinks he's a chick. She's out of luck.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:15 am to Shexter
More on this self-anointed "gift to mankind":
.Ooof.
Translation: "HE ESCAPED, DAMMIT!!" . .
MEMO: A burka would improve your chances exponentially, Lisa.
The OT doing work already.
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“I’m officially announcing my retirement from being a bridesmaid,” she wrote. “The next wedding I’m going to be in will be with my own groom, TBD.”
Two years earlier, her fiancé had died of a terminal illness.
.Ooof.
Translation: "HE ESCAPED, DAMMIT!!" . .
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“I do plan on shooting a little content for social media like getting ready for the date, what I’m wearing, that sort of thing, and giving a quick little brief recap of the dates,”[/b] she said.
MEMO: A burka would improve your chances exponentially, Lisa.
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“I’m getting phony applications that are just saying the most horrific things about me,”
The OT doing work already.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:25 am to EphesianArmor
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I do plan on shooting a little content for social media
Sounds like she's more concerned with launching her social media fame than she's concerned about getting married.
Typical attention whoring.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:03 am to Shexter
So basically she is a feminist and went the whole, I dont need a man. I'm going to focus on my career. Now she realizes she fricked up and her time is running out fast and can't find a man that wants her. Desperate woman doing dssperate things.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:07 am to Shexter
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Democrat, Liberal
Also if she's never married or had kids at 42 years old, then there's a reason for that.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:09 am to OSqueal
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 10:10 am
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:21 am to guzziguy
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Loves cats!- STRIKE TWO!
This is a positive by itself. It's in combination with being a secular progressive that makes it a red flag.
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Wants marriage and kids within the next 2-3 years- STRIKE THREE!
Marriage and kids is the point of dating. People that age need to move more quickly.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:28 am to Ozarkshillbilly
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She's also looking for a lefty...hint, that lefty dude is either into dudes or thinks he's a chick. She's out of luck.
The attributes that liberal women want in a man tend mostly to be in right-leaning men. So they're out of luck.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:02 am to Shexter
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Democrat, Liberal
Loves cats!
Posted on 11/7/25 at 4:50 pm to tiggerthetooth
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She needs a man accessory to her boss girl resume.
Dude, I’m not judging her in any way, but she’s got more bush than a rednecks outdoor kitchen.
Posted on 11/7/25 at 5:14 pm to Shexter
That will be a hard focking no
Posted on 11/7/25 at 6:49 pm to Shexter
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Must be on board with a monogamous relationship,
She lost me right there
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:45 pm to Shexter
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Must be on board with a monogamous relationship, and dating with the intent for marriage. Must be alright with a timeframe of marriage and starting a family within the next 2-3 years.
Hell yea.
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42-year-old Lisa Catalano
Bit late, sista.
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Must be Democratic or liberal or left leaning politically.
Incompatible with her first requirement.
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