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Posted on 12/14/14 at 9:26 pm to OMLandshark
How old are you?
Posted on 12/14/14 at 9:26 pm to Grim
All of those except 4 and 5 are honestly considerations. Absolute deal breakers are
That's a hard no-go criterion right there.
Kids don't need two alcoholic parents.
If she admits to either, you can be sure she banged half the state, including a few of your friends and relatives.
Let's roll this into hygiene in general. I'm fanatically hygienic. I can't put up with a woman who is consistently smelly on/in any part of her body.
Yeah, frick that. I'm not spending 50 years of my life paying for 18 years of his mistakes. There are plenty of suckers lining up to "save" these types. Have at.
Honorable mentions for:
1. Smoker (She would have to be working to quit.)
2. Lives farther than 100 miles away (should have said 500). I think I can manage 100, but wouldn't want to.
3. Different religious views. I'm Presbyterian and am comfortable with most mainline Christian faiths and would even consider a Catholic. Probably draw the line at LDS. Would not be especially interested in any other faith besides perhaps a conservative (not Orthodox) Jew. No other faiths or atheists.
9. Tattoos. Ugh. I hate tattoos. It would have to be pretty minor. Sleeves, thigh tats, breast tats (yack), or anything larger than a small fist is a no-go. Small hip, ankle, or foot tat is forgivable.
10. Sucky family. I'm an expert at cutting families off. More drama that I'd want to deal with, though.
15. Can't cook. (Can learn)
quote:I actually appreciate the sentiment, but I'm 31. No putting that genie back in the bottle.
8. No sex until marriage
quote:Absolutely shallow, but most women don't get hotter with age. If I'm barely attracted to her going in, 10 years from now will be a hard row to hoe.
11. Less than a 7 on your hotness scale
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12. Doesn't want kids
That's a hard no-go criterion right there.
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13. Alcoholic
Kids don't need two alcoholic parents.
quote:My heart goes out to those with mental illnesses, but I don't deal too well with them. Match made in hell.
14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar
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16. Has hooked up with >10 guys 17. Has hooked up with >20 guys
If she admits to either, you can be sure she banged half the state, including a few of your friends and relatives.
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19. Bad breath
Let's roll this into hygiene in general. I'm fanatically hygienic. I can't put up with a woman who is consistently smelly on/in any part of her body.
quote:
20. Daddy issues
Yeah, frick that. I'm not spending 50 years of my life paying for 18 years of his mistakes. There are plenty of suckers lining up to "save" these types. Have at.
Honorable mentions for:
1. Smoker (She would have to be working to quit.)
2. Lives farther than 100 miles away (should have said 500). I think I can manage 100, but wouldn't want to.
3. Different religious views. I'm Presbyterian and am comfortable with most mainline Christian faiths and would even consider a Catholic. Probably draw the line at LDS. Would not be especially interested in any other faith besides perhaps a conservative (not Orthodox) Jew. No other faiths or atheists.
9. Tattoos. Ugh. I hate tattoos. It would have to be pretty minor. Sleeves, thigh tats, breast tats (yack), or anything larger than a small fist is a no-go. Small hip, ankle, or foot tat is forgivable.
10. Sucky family. I'm an expert at cutting families off. More drama that I'd want to deal with, though.
15. Can't cook. (Can learn)
This post was edited on 12/14/14 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 12/14/14 at 9:32 pm to Navytiger74
quote:
Kids don't need two alcoholic parents.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 9:43 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
Downton Abbey and Lark Rise to Candleford are good shows. Give 'em a try.
Nova is my jam.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 9:44 pm to Grim
All of them?
Posted on 12/14/14 at 9:47 pm to Grim
1. Smoker
2. Lives farther than 100 miles away
3. Different religious views
4. Different race
6. Taller than you
7. Hates your favorite sports team
9. Tattoos
10. Sucky family
11. Less than a 7 on your hotness scale
12. Doesn't want kids
13. Alcoholic
14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar
16. Has hooked up with >10 guys
17. Has hooked up with >20 guys
19. Bad breath
20. Daddy issues
2. Lives farther than 100 miles away
3. Different religious views
4. Different race
6. Taller than you
7. Hates your favorite sports team
9. Tattoos
10. Sucky family
11. Less than a 7 on your hotness scale
12. Doesn't want kids
13. Alcoholic
14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar
16. Has hooked up with >10 guys
17. Has hooked up with >20 guys
19. Bad breath
20. Daddy issues
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:14 pm to ctiger69
I thin I'll have to move out of LA. I want a white girl . More interacial relationships in Cali or ny
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:39 pm to Grim
19 (I dated a girl and she only had bad breath once but I was trapped in a little corner on my bed trying to hide from it. I came very close to waking her up and telling her to freshen up. (It's reasons like that why she left))
I 7 (I'm very judgemental on who they've been with in the past. I have no problem being the ugliest, least successful, bla bla bla. But if they dated people I deem are not on my competitive level, I have a big issue. So 20 guys, she's probably screwed some people that I wouldn't approve of)
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8 (probably. I can do with the waiting but it would suck to marry someone and have no chemistry)
6(im very tall. I've only met one or two people taller than me in my entire life.if I saw a gir taller than mel, I'd probably run)
I 7 (I'm very judgemental on who they've been with in the past. I have no problem being the ugliest, least successful, bla bla bla. But if they dated people I deem are not on my competitive level, I have a big issue. So 20 guys, she's probably screwed some people that I wouldn't approve of)
12
8 (probably. I can do with the waiting but it would suck to marry someone and have no chemistry)
6(im very tall. I've only met one or two people taller than me in my entire life.if I saw a gir taller than mel, I'd probably run)
This post was edited on 12/14/14 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:42 pm to athenslife101
quote:
athenslife101
either you're drunk or you need to lower your standards. Third choice is to learn english.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:48 pm to street pizza
Typing on phone and not checking errors. And yes, I have a tree branch shoved so far up my arse that there's a time warp sending me back to Victorian England where I belong.
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:51 pm to athenslife101
quote:
but I was trapped in a little corner on my bed trying to hide from it.
quote:
sending me back to Victorian England
King George the shite out of that.
Don't be Prince Albert.
This post was edited on 12/14/14 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:56 pm to street pizza
The only real deal breakers are chemical dependency and being untrustworthy..
Posted on 12/14/14 at 11:58 pm to Grim
Not too picky:
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This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 12:00 am
Posted on 12/15/14 at 12:01 am to iliveinabox
quote:
The only real deal breakers are chemical dependency and being untrustworthy..
Coffee, tea, a toot here and there?
And we all let each other down eventually.
I get you though.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 12:10 am to Grim
quote:
3. Different religious views
I dislike religion. So any religious view other than viewing it negatively is bad, in my book.
quote:
8. No sex until marriage
Do these women still exist?
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19. Bad breath
Can't deal with that.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 12:29 am to Grim
I have been married for 18 yrs now.
The rest really don't matter or will be worked out with time.
quote:
1. Smoker 10. Sucky family 12. Doesn't want kids 13. Alcoholic 14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar 15. Daddy issues
The rest really don't matter or will be worked out with time.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 12:35 am to Bleeding purple
1. Smoker
4. Different race
8. No sex until marriage
9. Tattoos
10. Sucky family
11. Less than a 7 on your hotness scale
12. Doesn't want kids
13. Alcoholic
14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar
17. Has hooked up with >20 guys
19. Bad breath
I'm picky. Oh well.
4. Different race
8. No sex until marriage
9. Tattoos
10. Sucky family
11. Less than a 7 on your hotness scale
12. Doesn't want kids
13. Alcoholic
14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar
17. Has hooked up with >20 guys
19. Bad breath
I'm picky. Oh well.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 12:42 am to Grim
quote:
1. Smoker
2. Lives farther than 100 miles away
3. Different religious views
quote:
8. No sex until marriage
9. Tattoos
10. Sucky family
11. Less than a 7 on your hotness scale
12. Doesn't want kids
13. Alcoholic
14. Depression/severe anxiety/bipolar
15. Can't cook
16. Has hooked up with >10 guys
17. Has hooked up with >20 guys
quote:
19. Bad breath
20. Daddy issues
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