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re: Which half of you nasty motherfrickers don't change their underwear daily?

Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:56 am to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31555 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:56 am to
quote:

If you claim that you've never done this at least once in your life, you're lying

Of course. But there’s a difference between circumstances and consistently doing it.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22089 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:58 am to
I will wear a pair until any of the following happens:
1) sweat
2) streak them

As soon as either happens, time for a new pair.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30358 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:00 am to
there is zero reason for any human being that lives in a home, to not change their underwear daily.

I'm about to go on a hunting trip in the woods for 5 nights. There are 3 things i have to do everyday. Brush my teeth, put deodorant on, and change my draws. I'd love to shower every day, but i can suck it up and not shower if i can do the other 3 daily, assuming i'm not sweating a lot, which i likely won't. I will wear the same socks, pants and shirt every day, although they are all merino wool so airing them out every night is like washing them since they hold no odors.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48592 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am to
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Brush my teeth, put deodorant on, and change my draws.


When I go on any trip, I normally pack 2x the amount of socks and underwear that I would actually need.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11026 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:06 am to
I can get 4 days in a pinch

inside
outside
front side
backside
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92340 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:06 am to
quote:

circumstances


sidebar question: who here has had to toss draws in the garbage because of "circumstances?"
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49699 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:07 am to
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But who the frick doesn't change their underwear after a shower? Wtf you showering for if you put on your skanky used fruit of the looms.



Exactly and I have been at the camp and ran out of underwear. What did I do I hand washed then and hung them up to dry or I went commando, but I never put on underwear without washing them.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:08 am to
I sharted during a poker game once. Found an outside garbage can, tossed them, and went to the bathroom to wash my arse out in the sink.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77244 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to
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sharted during a poker game once. Found an outside garbage can, tossed them, and went to the bathroom to wash my arse out in the sink.




I'm glad I read this. I was going to invite you over to the house in Boone but I think I'll give it a pass now.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to
I would just shite on your furniture like a gentleman.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70746 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:12 am to
I mean are they saying have done it before or that it’s a common practice?
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15200 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:13 am to
Seriously? Damn there are some nasty freaks.
How can anyone NOT change their underwear daily?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:14 am to
You haven't lived until you've gone on a 4 day bender without going home. I'm not taking underwear with me to a coke party.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77244 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:18 am to
Where you staying in Blowing Rock?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29691 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:20 am to
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Do your farts have lumps?


After a few good ones my drawers look like a Jackson Pollock.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:21 am to
I took a one shoe shite this morning. I was putting on my shoes and it hit me. Barely made to the shitter.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:23 am to
Rented a house on AirBnB right off of Main Street. Wish I could have gotten one of those houses off 321 right next to Canyons. I'm buying one of those frickers as soon as they get on the market.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49699 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:24 am to
quote:

When I go on any trip, I normally pack 2x the amount of socks and underwear that I would actually need.



I pack more of everything than I need. Learned that on my first deployment in the Army. Circumstances never go as planned I am rarely not prepared. I normally even keep a change of clothes and a pair of shoes in my truck at all times, you just never know.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77244 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:32 am to
quote:

off 321 right next to Canyons


Uhhh, no longer that. Called Ridgeline now. Haha, Told you, lots of changes.

Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46208 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:39 am to
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I guarantee you anybody that has to go out to the field in the military has done that multiple times.



That's what going commando is for. Only way to roll if you're humping a 60lb ruck for miles through the middle of nowhere woods.



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