re: Which Christian denomination has the best food?

Catholics hands down. Southern European influenced food paired with the appropriate alcoholic beverage (wine). And I am not just being a homer.

Church of Christ. Pretty much the same as Southern Baptist. Fried chicken and a bunch of unhealthy southern food cooked by people who know how to cook

Gotta go with the Eastern Orthodox on this one. Med food has always done it for me.

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The funny thing is that everyone saying Southern Baptist should understand when they knight for that type of food they are automatically second place. Any food the Southern Baptists cook will be bested by the AME church across town.

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Mac and cheese FTMFW

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Catholic gives real wine at communion

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So the priest can seduce the altar boy

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So the priest can seduce the altar boy

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So what's the excuse for the Southern Baptists and their child molesting?

Best food is Catholics, hands down.

Cajun/Italian weddings and funerals are the best.
Mexican food - need I say more?
And Irish food is good ... bangers and mash, colcannon, coddle, salmon, fish and chips. It's not the Great Hunger anymore.
The Polish are underrated as well. Sausages, pierogis.
Then of course the French, German and Spanish influences. List is too long.

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ssembly of God in South louisiana

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I’ve probably tasted some of them all at some point. And, for my money, the best food I’ve eaten in my life was in the kitchen of an AOG deacon in Venice, LA. Snuck in there on a Sunday night while they were at church and ate leftovers from their Sunday dinner. They had seafood dishes that would put anything Emeril could make to shame.

Eastern Tennessee Apostolics had pretty good BBQ. Their women were just a little too crazy for my tastes.

CenLa Baptists have good food, for sure. Hell, I married a Baptist, so I’ve got a little expertise there.

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Big Protestant churches in the Texas suburbs have to the hottest chicks

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Three way tie between Missionary Baptist, AME, and COGIC

The worst wedding receptions that I actually attended were Southern Baptist. They had punch to drink and cheese and lunchmeat sandwiches. The best receptions were Catholic and Episcopal. Oh, the Episcopal Church uses real wine at their communion.