Which animal would you fight?

5 minutes in each scenarios

A)
Grizzly bear in a 100 yard x 100 yard area. He’s pissed and hungry.

I’m talking kodiak 10’ grizzly coming out of hibernation.

You get a machete




B) Olympic sized swimming pool with a great white shark but you have a bad cut on your ankle. No way to stop the bleeding. You’re not effected but the blood is pumping into the water.

You get a 4” knife




C) Siberian (worlds largest and most aggressive) Tiger that’s staving in a dense area and it’s starving. Football field sized forest.

You get a hatchet



D) Pack of hyenas starving in a wide open space that’s 100 yards long and 400 yards wide so a big arse field. Let’s say 8 Hyenas. This scenario is at night

You get a spear



E) Wresting ring with a male chimp that hates you. No weapon. Hand to hand combat. Let me remind you- they don’t want to eat you. They want to rip your eyes out, bite your fingers off and rip your dick off.





I’m going shark.


ETA: For the sake of this argument these animals are trying to kill you and you cannot get out of the pool. Pool changed to a net in the ocean because apparently sharks don’t eat in pools and all the animals except chimp are starving.