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where does an ice cold toilet seat rank in inconvenience

Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:14 pm
I'd say about a 6 right below stubbing my toe.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:16 pm to
that's why i have soft closing/heated terlet seats at my house.

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This post was edited on 12/20/16 at 3:18 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:18 pm to
the alternative is a warm toilet seat which usually means someone else just got up from the seat.
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2734 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:18 pm to
It aint a $160 inconvenience, that's for sure.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85481 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:21 pm to
I love cold toilets, esp in a public bathroom but even at home too. It means no one has used it lately. And all the arse germs from the previous user have dried up and died. It's the arse germs that make a seat warm.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:22 pm to
I'm not talking about a normal toilet seat. I'm talking about the one at the deer camp after you haven't had the heat on for 6 months so the seat feels like it's 30°
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:22 pm to
What do a really wet pussy and warm toilet seat have in common?

They both feel great but you can't help getting the heebie jeebies wondering who was there before you.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16413 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:22 pm to
I like a cold seat. I'd say the cold water on my nutsack is usually more inconvenient.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:24 pm to
right below a fat chick with a sensitive gag reflex
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:25 pm to
The worst is when you're on an automatic toilet, and if you lean forward slightly, it splashes your arse and balls with cold water, and then mid-dump you want to stand up.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

It aint a $160 inconvenience, that's for sure.

i paid $130 on Amazon. But it's more of a convenience than a $180 remote control. Has the soft close feature so it's much easier to lower the seat for the ladies in the house and it has a night light for my to aim better during those late night bathroom trips.
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4322 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:28 pm to
5. Just a notch below AIDS.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
8043 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:37 pm to
I find it more of a ripping off a Band-Aid inconvenience. Only bothersome for like a second. I'm way more concerned with the business at hand
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:41 pm to
Not shite compared to a warm toilet seat in a bathroom that doesnt have toilet paper.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Not shite compared to a warm toilet seat in a bathroom that doesnt have toilet paper.


Then you're at someone's mercy to spare a square.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:48 pm to
And sitting in the stall next to Elaine Benes.
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:51 pm to
It is worse than warm toilet seat, courtesy of a co-worker....
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:54 pm to
Heated my arse...
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:56 pm to
That heated part will be a great spot for bacteria to grow an arse load
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 3:57 pm to
Holy shite that's a lot for a toilet seat! What kind of money do you make to flush it all away?
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