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When you take a leak outside and realize you aren't alone
Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:52 pm
Do you cut it off midstream and risk serious internal injury, or just let it fly and face the consequences?
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Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Just wave. He's probably used to it.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:57 pm to Jim Rockford
frick! Did you just see my penis? I'm posting outside and pissing at the same time.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:57 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
risk serious internal injury,
I thought it was a myth that holding urine in can cause serious internal injury.
This belief originated from the movie "what about bob?" when bill murray voices a similar fear to his psychiatrist, worrying that his bladder would explode if he held in his pee.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 10:58 pm to Rize
quote:Just talked to him. He said he thought you were a woman from the looks of it.
frick! Did you just see my penis? I'm posting outside and pissing at the same time.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:00 pm to Jim Rockford
I rode from Houston to BR one game weekend with another guy. We drank a case of beer on the way (I know, frick us). By the time we got to BR, we got lost looking for the house he was staying at. We pulled over in the neighborhood and started pissing in a front yard.
The owner came out and asked what the frick we were doing. I looked right at him, not breaking stream and said with a skiddish chuckle, "at least I'm not taking a shite."
Dude glared at me and told me to gtfo out of there. I said yes sir and skidaddled.
Tldr, let it fly.
The owner came out and asked what the frick we were doing. I looked right at him, not breaking stream and said with a skiddish chuckle, "at least I'm not taking a shite."
Dude glared at me and told me to gtfo out of there. I said yes sir and skidaddled.
Tldr, let it fly.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:01 pm to Ryan3232
Enlarged clitoris, can stand when I pee.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:12 pm to Jim Rockford
Enjoy registering as a sex offender
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:16 pm to Malik Agar
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Enjoy registering as a sex offender
This happened to a friend of mine. A cop rolled up on him in the parking lot of a bar and charged him with indecent exposure. Luckily he got a lawyer who was buddies with the judge and DA and got it reduced to disorderly conduct.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:17 pm to Malik Agar
You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:28 pm to Rize
Probably using one of them shewee's 
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:30 pm to Ryan3232
It's called a Shenis and they work wonders
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:32 pm to Rize
Im kind of turned on right now.
Wait wut..
Wait wut..
Posted on 2/14/17 at 8:00 am to Jim Rockford
Act offended and say "A little privacy please" but pronounce it "priv-uh-see" so you sound fancy & shite.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 8:18 am to ConfusedHawgInMO
I sure as hell wouldn't stop, and i'd likely say, "what the hell are you doing in my backyard"
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:02 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
just let it fly
And smile
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