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When my SO asked me when I last fapped
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:28 pm
SO: When was the last time you masturbated?
Me: Saturday.
SO: Saturday?!
Me: Yeah...
SO: When? Where?! Was anyone around? Did you look at porn?!
Me: Don’t worry, it was a good wank!
SO: What do you mean it was a good wank?
Me: Like on those stupid cop dramas you watch, cops are always like “it was a good shot” after they shoot an unarmed guy. It was a good wank.
SO: How?
Me: You know...I did it in the guest bathroom before my shower. Came in the shower - no mess! No one was home. I looked at just a few tasteful nudes, nothing crazy. Took a max of 5 minutes. I was super horny, had to do it. It was a good wank!
SO: Uh huh.
Me: Saturday.
SO: Saturday?!
Me: Yeah...
SO: When? Where?! Was anyone around? Did you look at porn?!
Me: Don’t worry, it was a good wank!
SO: What do you mean it was a good wank?
Me: Like on those stupid cop dramas you watch, cops are always like “it was a good shot” after they shoot an unarmed guy. It was a good wank.
SO: How?
Me: You know...I did it in the guest bathroom before my shower. Came in the shower - no mess! No one was home. I looked at just a few tasteful nudes, nothing crazy. Took a max of 5 minutes. I was super horny, had to do it. It was a good wank!
SO: Uh huh.
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Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:29 pm to Jon Ham
None of this happened
Talking to your sex doll doesn't; count either
Talking to your sex doll doesn't; count either
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:29 pm to Jon Ham
I believe this conversation took place
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:29 pm to Jon Ham
She likes BBC
Not your LWW (Little White Weiner)
Not your LWW (Little White Weiner)
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:29 pm to Jon Ham
So I’m guessing this was funnier in your head?
I hate it when that happens.
I hate it when that happens.
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:29 pm to Jon Ham
"Wank" is fricking gay you soyboy
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:29 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:30 pm to Jon Ham
My wife just assumes I masturbate twice a day everyday.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:31 pm to Rize
quote:
My wife just assumes I masturbate twice a day everyday.
I get home an hour earlier than my wife and kid. I think mine just assumes the same
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:32 pm to Jon Ham
Oh, and your mom wanked me last Saturday
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:32 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
wank!
What in the frick?
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:33 pm to Jon Ham
I'm so faithful I only fap to nudes of my wife
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:33 pm to Rize
quote:
My wife just assumes I masturbate twice a day everyday.
Totally the assumption in my house.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:33 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
When my SO asked me when I last fapped
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:35 pm to Jon Ham
Your boyfriend doesn't like it when you fap alone. Include him next time.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:40 pm to Jon Ham
Jump off a bridge
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:41 pm to Jon Ham
Good on ya, Mate!
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:42 pm to Jon Ham
Another rousing endorsement for marriage
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:44 pm to Jon Ham
This sounds like a conversation a couple that just does missionary would have.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:46 pm to Jon Ham
Sorry for having a psycho bitch of a girlfriend. Sweet Christ, that would be an absolute deal breaker if my SO had a problem with me fapping!
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 7:46 pm
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