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Posted on 9/4/18 at 7:48 pm to Jon Ham
Last time my SO asked me I said “did jerking off on your tits this morning count?”
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:33 pm to Jon Ham
Tasteful nudes?
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:36 pm to Jon Ham
You’re home by yourself and beat off in the guest bathroom? You gotta get buck naked on your bed and crank up the volume on your phone man. We only get one chance at this life. Gotta live.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:40 pm to bayourougebengal
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I'm so faithful I only fap to nudes of my wife
What a coincidence.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:42 pm to 2geaux
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Tasteful nudes?
Simply good looking women showing a little bit of skin while getting a tasteful of dick.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:45 pm to Melvin
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Jump off a bridge
Is that code for “wank?”
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:49 pm to Jon Ham
I don’t see the problem with this. I tell her I am going to wank it in the bed if we do not have sex. It’s win win. She doesn’t have to put up with me for 30 seconds and I don’t have to listen to her complain about having sex for 20+ hours.
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:49 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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I don’t have to listen to her complain about having sex for 20+ hours.
frick your life.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:50 pm to TH03
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frick your life.
You single or married less than twenty years?
Mi have sex at least three times a week, but it takes a lot of complaining to get through it. Take the kids to school, fold the towels, cook dinner, clean up after the kids, wash the vehicles, cut the grass, make breakfast (I actually like doing those things).
That is the 20 hours I am talking about. If all those things are done, she is usually down.
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:50 pm to Jon Ham
My wife doesn't have to ask because usually she is there to witness
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:52 pm to go ta hell ole miss
The latter. I’ll kill myself if my wife spends any amount of time complaining about fricking me.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:55 pm to TH03
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The latter. I’ll kill myself if my wife spends any amount of time complaining about fricking me
Your wife doesn’t complain 20 hours a week? I mean soup to nuts. Sex does not even begin to start when you want it. It begins on Monday morning and ends on the following Monday morning (no matter how many times you have it during h week).
40 years old and been married for 18. At this stage I only have three requests for her, wash my clothes, buy the groceries and sex three to five times per week. I’ll handle all the other chores and all the complaining she wants to do if I get those three things. Worked out great so far.
This post was edited on 9/4/18 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 9/4/18 at 8:58 pm to Jon Ham
You need a better SO.
I’m normally the last one to leave the house and my wife knows that part of my morning routine is to get out the iPad and engage in a pull.
We joke about it.
I’m normally the last one to leave the house and my wife knows that part of my morning routine is to get out the iPad and engage in a pull.
We joke about it.
Posted on 9/4/18 at 9:59 pm to Jon Ham
I don't believe this conversation took place, but we all know these prodding questions in this style from female SO's happen and seem to come out of nowhere. And the moment the first question is asked, I automatically start to get pissed because there is no way it could possibly end well for me. If I either try to answer honestly or grab my keys and leave the house, shes going to end up boo hooing either way.
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