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re: When is the worst time to sneeze?

Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:26 am to
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:26 am to
In church went you sneeze and fart
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20465 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:34 am to
The last time I was laughed at for an injury was intramural basketball.

We were warming up before the game. I was going up to dunk but as I was making my approach, I just face planted and slid I to the wall. Torn hip flexor. Lost lateral movement in my right leg. Friends at the time calling me a pussy bitch for getting a boo boo.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49068 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:36 am to
quote:

The real answer is right when you bend down to snort a gator tail.

Hard to believe we're the only two who thought of that.

I have seen it happen. The procurer of said substance was not too pleased with the sneezer.
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
10292 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:36 am to
After lapriscopic surgery
Posted by BobMayonnaise
Memphis
Member since Feb 2009
1494 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:45 am to
With food in your mouth
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103988 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:46 am to
When you have two out of place discs in your lower back.

frickING frick that hurts.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 9:53 am to
quote:

The real answer is right when you bend down to snort a gator tail in the deer stand.



FIFY
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4221 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:14 am to
When you're eating a beignet and sitting across from your mother-in-law who is wearing black.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49068 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:15 am to
quote:

quote:
The real answer is right when you bend down to snort a gator tail in the deer stand.


FIFY


I would lose my shite sitting alone quietly in a deer stand doing rails. The idea alone just gave me anxiety.
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
12283 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:16 am to
when youre turtleheading.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35846 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:33 am to
quote:

When you're holding a fart that may be more than a fart.


That's the fricking truth right there, baw.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47691 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:35 am to
With a back injury/surgery

Or broken ribs
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10367 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 12:13 pm to
When you're fresh off of hernia surgery.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26688 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 12:51 pm to
During a colonoscopy
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70902 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:13 pm to
When you're hiding in the attic while Germans search your house.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26350 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

When you're fresh off of hernia surgery.



Amen to that.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178782 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:22 pm to
when delivering a eulogy.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95518 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:24 pm to
When you're dealing with bronchitis or pneumonia - OR following abdominal surgery.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63502 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:26 pm to
11:34 a.m.
Posted by BengalBlood81
Member since Oct 2014
1357 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 1:59 pm to
During dental work. What a mess
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