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Posted on 7/25/24 at 10:59 am to Kujo
I had a boss that moved from Spain to Houston. I guess in Spain they use their horns quite liberally. He got behind someone in Houston traffic and started laying on it for them going too slow. The guy whipped his gun out. Safe to say he never used his horn again.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 11:02 am to tigersownall
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The guy whipped his gun out
At this point, if you aren’t prepared to have someone pull a gun, don’t hold down your horn.
People have become stupid.
This post was edited on 7/25/24 at 11:03 am
Posted on 7/25/24 at 11:04 am to Kujo
When you think it is more polite than shooting the bird.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 11:56 am to Kujo
I agree with Mitch Hedberg's proposal. People should only get a set number of horn blows a month.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 1:16 pm to Kujo
Just this morning. Stopped at light, 4 lanes plus turning lanes. Opposing me is a black suv with a lady and behind her a big ole dump truck.
I am going straight but when the lane next to me (protected left turn green arrow) turns green arrow but my light stays red I also know the opposing lane gets their green arrow. We have some sensors so if no opposing turners we get green light faster.
So I watch as the suv lady isn’t moving knowing its green because mine is red, but its been around 3-4 seconds and I’m thinking they are gonna miss the green arrow. Just then the dump truck lays on his air horn and doesn’t stop. He was pissed lol. And the lady, I seen something fly (surprised fly) I think it was her phone as she goes. Ole trucker guy kept on his horn the whole damn turn. I loved it!
Only thing better would be him moving her with his truck and I legit think he thought about it - because he did creep up a bit at first green arrow.
I am going straight but when the lane next to me (protected left turn green arrow) turns green arrow but my light stays red I also know the opposing lane gets their green arrow. We have some sensors so if no opposing turners we get green light faster.
So I watch as the suv lady isn’t moving knowing its green because mine is red, but its been around 3-4 seconds and I’m thinking they are gonna miss the green arrow. Just then the dump truck lays on his air horn and doesn’t stop. He was pissed lol. And the lady, I seen something fly (surprised fly) I think it was her phone as she goes. Ole trucker guy kept on his horn the whole damn turn. I loved it!
Only thing better would be him moving her with his truck and I legit think he thought about it - because he did creep up a bit at first green arrow.
This post was edited on 7/25/24 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 7/25/24 at 1:18 pm to Kujo
When you feel bullet proof and tougher than the occupants in the car in front of you.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 1:34 pm to Kujo
When you see a very obvious hooker
Posted on 7/25/24 at 1:34 pm to Kujo
Anytime on a roadway when somebody does something wrong.
In a residential neighborhood, keep it to a minimum.
In a residential neighborhood, keep it to a minimum.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 1:37 pm to Kujo
When I come to pick up your mom in my Camaro I like to honk my horn and wait for her to come out . That way I don’t miss any of that classic rock I’m jamming.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 1:41 pm to Kujo
Normally I do not but I just got home and there was an Amazon truck blocking my driveway. I could see the driver texting in the mirror. I honked the horn and he pulled up enough to let me in.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 2:32 pm to Lsupimp
Mr. Pimp, I’m cracking up!
Posted on 7/25/24 at 2:39 pm to Kujo
When you pull up to your T-girl's trailer and she's not outside waiting for you to pick her up, it is appropriate to honk the horn to get her attention.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 2:42 pm to faraway
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if they're playing on their phone when the light turns green
yes
Posted on 7/25/24 at 2:45 pm to marigny
Hi baby girl. 
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Posted on 7/25/24 at 3:39 pm to Kujo
I rarely use mine but I have a friend who added one to his truck that came from a tug boat. Its connected to an air compressor.
He will use it to make cows get out of the way in a pasture.
He did use it to get a crack head who was walking down the middle of the street and wouldnt get out of the way. Just looked back and laughed at us.
I think she might have shite herself when it went off. He was about 15 feet from her.
He will use it to make cows get out of the way in a pasture.
He did use it to get a crack head who was walking down the middle of the street and wouldnt get out of the way. Just looked back and laughed at us.
I think she might have shite herself when it went off. He was about 15 feet from her. 
Posted on 7/25/24 at 3:53 pm to faraway
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if they're playing on their phone when the light turns green
So, a dozen times a day.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 4:14 pm to Kujo
I like to blow mine whenever going through a tunnel.
Posted on 7/25/24 at 4:41 pm to MeridianDog
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I like to blow mine whenever going through a tunnel.
finally...
Posted on 7/25/24 at 4:45 pm to Kujo
Not a wise move in Texas. shite leads to trouble a lot of time.
That's why not a lot of folks do it here...
Honk at me and you will catch a
quick fast...
That's why not a lot of folks do it here...
Honk at me and you will catch a
quick fast...This post was edited on 7/25/24 at 4:46 pm
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