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re: When I was a kid I used to dream about the day when I could grow a goatee
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:21 am to hendersonshands
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:21 am to hendersonshands
The latest in a long line of pathetic posts from the USL fan.
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Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:29 am to hendersonshands
All those are goatees? I’ve always heard those styles called a “toilet brush”. They’re popular with A Lot of oilfield guys in the Laffy area.
I thought a goatee was only on the chin?
And the Ben Stiller thing is a “soul patch”, no?
I thought a goatee was only on the chin?
And the Ben Stiller thing is a “soul patch”, no?
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:07 am to tigerinthebueche
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Ben Stiller
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:10 am to hendersonshands
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Today I fulfilled my dream and, some time in the near future, I will have sex with a woman.
Outlook is doubtful
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:21 am to coopsdad
Looks like Ben Stiller in drag to me.
Oh shite
that’s Chris Gaines. I was hoping that part of GBs life was erased from history. Sorry
Oh shite
that’s Chris Gaines. I was hoping that part of GBs life was erased from history. Sorry 
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:41 am to Breesus
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Did you also dream of steroids and shitty music
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:13 am to hendersonshands
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and, some time in the near future, I will have sex with a woman
Congrats on the future potential sex
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:14 am to hendersonshands
An old man I worked with in the early nineties said a goatee was a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:19 am to hendersonshands
Legit lol’d when I scrolled down and saw Chris Gaines
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:23 am to FightinTigersDammit
You’ll be living in a van down by the River soon, you doobie head.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:32 am to hendersonshands
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goatee's popularity faded
This is certainly not the case in the acadiana area
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:41 am to skullhawk
Copy pasta is clearly not allowed anymore
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:28 am to hendersonshands
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:31 am to FightinTigersDammit
I bet you wouldn’t say that to my face though. I have a goatee now and I have several potential sex partners because of it.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:33 am to hendersonshands
Renaissance van dykes are phenomenal
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 8:34 am
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:34 am to hendersonshands
You missed your chance, the goatees time has come and gone.
We'll have to go through muttonchops, handlebar mustaches, and pencil mustaches before cycling back to goats.
We'll have to go through muttonchops, handlebar mustaches, and pencil mustaches before cycling back to goats.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 11:21 am to hendersonshands
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I bet you wouldn’t say that to my face though
I bet I would
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I have several potential sex partners because of it.
Aggies don't count.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 11:24 am to hendersonshands
I bed He didn’t even drink them by smashing them together over his head and impinge them into his mouth.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 11:26 am to hendersonshands
I definitely rocked a goatee in the mid/late 90s and early 00s.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 11:29 am to fallguy_1978
I'm jealous of all the ropes you slung
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