When do you cry?

You need to go talk to someone man.

I cried while creating and viewing the Alexis Ren thread.

When Skillet says mean things to me.

While masturbating

I usually get to work early and cry in my office before everyone arrive. On the weekends I just cry in my closet.

Surprise returning troop videos

Getting kicked in the nuts while wrestling with my kids

ETA:
Tom rinaldi segments in college game day

In the past roughly 30 years I’ve cried on these occasions:

1. Birth of both my kids
2. Auburn winning the Iron Bowl on a last second field goal in the late 90s.
3. On the ride home from the hospital after my heart surgeries.

when animals die in movies my eyes water

When my stool softener does not work

when Rose lets go of Jack after he says he'd never let go

that bitch

just let him sink to the middle of the goddamn Pacific

and by Pacific I mean Atlantic