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re: When Did Your Honeymoon Phase end?
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:19 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:19 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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When Did the blowjobs end?
FIFY
This post was edited on 6/23/22 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Forty-eight years in. I’ll let you know.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:23 pm to SaintlyTiger88
When I was in the bathroom one morning brushing my teeth and she came in and sat down on the toilet and took a big, loud dump! I knew then we were an old married couple!
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:25 pm to SaintlyTiger88
When she kept on the 15 lbs after the baby
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:25 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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When Did Your Honeymoon Phase end?
That night.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:25 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Long before the honeymoon 

Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:26 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I got on one knee and she hasn’t been on hers since
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:27 pm to SaintlyTiger88
We're in year 15.
I'll let you know.
I'll let you know.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:30 pm to toosleaux
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might be in a boat without a lot of passengers, but 13 years in and my wife and I are best friends and get along great. She has her group of friends, I have mine, and we give each other the space to enjoy our own stuff. We also make time to go on dates and be a couple as well.
Genuinely happy for you, but obligatory "tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids"
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:31 pm to baylorbaiter
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sat down on the toilet and took a big, loud dump! I knew then we were an old married couple!
hell no
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:31 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Marriage is such a sham. If you really love each other why make both suffer with paperwork
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:34 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I'd been living with mine for nearly two years when we got married, I barely touched "it" on our honeymoon.
She was preggo
I was too busy getting drunk and acting a fool and she couldn't drink
She was preggo
I was too busy getting drunk and acting a fool and she couldn't drink

Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:39 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Way before marriage I’m 38 we’ve been together since 18, living together since mid 20’s married at 28 so sometime back then, challenging times came after the first kid but by now with a 9 , 5 & 2 year old we’re really seem to have hit our stride… works great for both of us money is no longer a issue… idk guess we just took while to get going, the kids were really a adjustment but going pretty good right now.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:41 pm to Vamos Brandonos
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Genuinely happy for you, but obligatory "tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids"
We have three. Twin girls that are 5 and a boy that is 8.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 1:42 pm to SaintlyTiger88
First year was the hardest but I still feel like we’re in the honeymoon phase 20 years later.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 2:04 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I was 28 and my wife was 22 when we got married. First year was great but she wanted to have kids NOW. Got pregnant and everything became about the kids. Stopped going on dates and basically just raising our kids. About 6 years ago, it felt like we were just roommates so we had a heart to heart. We started going back on dates and scheduling time for ourselves. We've been back on the honeymoon phase pretty much ever since. I literally cannot keep this woman off of me.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 2:07 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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When Did Your Honeymoon Phase end?
When your spouse starts visiting an old friend a couple hours up the road, starts meeting more friends, "finding herself", then you find out she's been cheating on you for 6 months. That is when the honeymoon ends.
No, I'm not speaking from personal experience at all...
This post was edited on 6/23/22 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 6/23/22 at 2:09 pm to SaintlyTiger88
It's been too long for me to remember exactly about the honeymoon phase but I definitely remember that once we had our 2nd and what we knew was our last kid I started getting less pussy. She didn't cut me completely off but the frequency definitely diminished
Posted on 6/23/22 at 2:18 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Never we are about to make 20 years and all is better and better each year. We have both kept ourselves in shape especially her so she looks better and better as the years go by. We never argue and do everything together.
Posted on 6/23/22 at 2:19 pm to FredBear
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once we had our 2nd and what we knew was our last kid I started getting less pussy.
dat's fricked up mista
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