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re: When did you know you where old? follow up to Signs you're getting older
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:19 pm to ljhog
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:19 pm to ljhog
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One summer day I stepped out the front door and across the street is a very enticing 30 year old lady mowing her yard. She's wearing Daisy Dukes and a skippy tight fitting halter top, braless. Sweat gleaming on her supple body in the bright summer sun, top clinging to her pert breasts and my first thought was "why the hell is she bagging the clippings?" At that exact moment like a bullet to the brain it hit me. I'm old.
Nah, you just came out on the Rant, you's GHEY bro!
Posted on 1/3/15 at 10:39 pm to JoeMoTiger
at my age it don't matter.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 11:58 pm to ljhog
The first time I was at a bar and a girl I banged in high school ran up to me and hugged me and kissed me and started showing me pictures of her grandbaby.
Posted on 1/4/15 at 12:36 am to shinerfan
When I had to stop trusting farts.
Posted on 1/4/15 at 12:49 am to Twenty 49
My go to on this was when I turned 34 and realized that I was older than Bruce Willis in Die Hard. That one fricked me up a little.
This post was edited on 1/4/15 at 12:50 am
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